Crawford University

Crawford University can be defined as a school built, furnished and set up for the purpose of frustrating and depressing your life with rules that can make your life a living hell

Wow you look so crawfordy

Look at you all crawfordised

You attend Crawford University?...ohhhh

by Furious bird November 25, 2021

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Florida State University

University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.

Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?

Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.

James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.

by shroncke November 13, 2022

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King saud university

Hell just run

King saud university.

You properly searched because you are there, I FEEL YOU 💔

by Wneem November 23, 2021

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University Of Pennsylvania

University Of Pennsylvania-A prestigious, ivy league school, yet less well known as many other ivy league schools. They are big competitors with Princeton. (Ranked #9 on Niche.com within all U.S. colleges. )

I can't believe Jack got accepted to University Of Pennsylvania but not University of Michigan Ann Arbor.

by Happy facer boi March 14, 2022

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KATIE HUH

oh my god isn’t that the bestest friend in the whole entire universe????

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universal pass

a pass that keep children from going to the bathroom. many people are peeing on the floors. students have even created restrooms in the classroom out of buckets. the bin of scrap papers will be used as toilet paper

universal pass is a joke

by ursexybitch April 22, 2019

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