ur mom

ur mom

hi Jerry, how are u today?
Jerry: ur mom

by emi has noodles March 12, 2021

ur mom

i have lick ur mom p*s*y

i like ur mom p*s*y

by kiwi whales September 6, 2021

ur mom

what a milf.

guy 1: wow bro! Ur mom is a milf !

guy 2: no, ur mom is.

by ilovedrewstarkey November 25, 2021

ur mom

a comeback nobody can comeback from.

bill: Hey jimmy wanna go shopping later?
jimmy: no but you know what i do want to do.
bill: what?
jimmy: ur mom
bill; *suddenly drops dead*
jimmy: *does bills mom*

by ur mom is so hot<33 December 8, 2021

Ur Sister Mister

A sentence for countering "Ur Granny Tranny".

Person 1: Ur granny tranny.
Person 2: Ur sister mister.

by Yaboijeff May 10, 2018

Ur Mom

Perfect come back and if anyone you don’t wanna hang out with asks you what your doing say this

A: Your the dummest person ever like nobody likes you

B: ur mom

A: uh—

A: Hey wyd this weekend

B: ur mom

A oh….. maybe another time! oh— uh- bye

by Ur mom is hot.. ;) March 22, 2022

UR MOM

1. common slang for when you want to win a conversation. (noun)

Carl: Pluto is a planet.
Me: UR MOM IS A PLANET!

Sheila: You didn't do your chores.
Me: UR MOM DIDN'T DO YOUR CHORES!

by anonymous October 19, 2022