Salisbury University

Save yourself if you are an intellectual! Leave this place! Lame people.

Salisbury University, Get out of there if you want to live!

by thetruthislouderthanfakenews1 December 07, 2018

KIIT University

A place where I rethink all of my life choices

KIIT University

by An Adult KiiTian March 20, 2023

Missouri Western University

A sad D2 college that does very little of anything. There isn’t much alcohol, nor many girls. Just depressed and high students.

Damn you went to Missouri Western University this weekend? Why’d you do that to yourself?

by Boof lord September 20, 2019

Petty University

Fictitious school of higher learning. Parody phrase alluding to having attended and/or received a degree in being petty.

Please don't get on her bad side. She has an MBA from Petty University.

by Phrase Sniper November 12, 2022

Boston University

A JOKE image school with fake disloyal friends, narcissistic manic-depressive teachers at a hefty fiscal and soul-sucking cost as you become a basic, mindless being, and walk away feeling like you gained nothing but debt.

Oh, you went to Boston University (BU)?
-No one cares.

by NOYB4 September 26, 2021

University

A womb for people who are not ready to face the reality.

University is a womb.

by cum-on March 12, 2023

university

Place where you trade your mental health for a degree.

Doctor: "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient: "I study IT at the university"

by dwoazen appel May 17, 2022