The American Dream

The American Dream: The American Dream is the act of doing “the deed” in a fast sports car such as Lamborghini

Girl: Hey Clay why don’t you give George a ride in your new car and show him ‘The American Dream’
Guy 3: Yeah you need to show our innocent British friend ‘The American Dream’ since us Americans already know what that is

by ZoeInnit February 18, 2023

BEJrovAKFRuCun American

Benningfield junior over akfrucuns.
Being over akfrucuns born and raised in little Rock Arkansas. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️ ✨️. Being black akfrucun American as in relbjalood or relbjalud is part of the maclonnbeveli culture of the black movement of the akfrucun American soldier's of Arkansas Banging backwards Bend over bootys. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created maclonnbeveli bejrovakfrucun American and bejrovbooty and bejrovbreast banging backwards and relbjaloods relbjaluds. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior. ♥️.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq February 19, 2023

American Roulette

The process of pissing on the door of a public restroom hoping someone doesn't walk in.

"Yo dude, should we American Roulette that bathroom"-Dude 1
"Nah, too many motherfuckers, its too hot"-Dude 2

by The Quick 1-2 February 22, 2023

Hot dog and Hamburger American

A person born in America who may have immigrant parents but acts and identifies as a typical American and is no different than an American whose ancestry goes back 200 years.

John's parents were born in Hong Kong and they may speak Chinese and eat traditional Chinese at home, but among his friends he is your typical Hot Dog and Hamburger American.

by Nemo1955 October 10, 2023

North American Threesome

When an American a Mexican and a Canadian have a threesome. For geographical accuracy Canadian on top American in the middle and the Mexican on bottom.

The other night I met a woman from Ottawa and a woman from Mexico City and they were interested in a North American Threesome

by Hvactree October 11, 2023

american jackass

when you know just enough about a topic or subject to mention it but don't know enough to elaborate on it.

I started telling my friend about how the James Webb telescope was finding galaxies so far away that they shouldn't exist but then realized I was being an American Jackass as I tried to explain the findings further.

by Traveling_Ace October 13, 2023

Dirty American

A signature cocktail served at the infamous Aloha Snackbar. The infidel tonic tastes so imperial, you'll want to crusade!

Here's how to make this drink only served at Aloha Snackbar

It starts off with a on the rocks glass, built on crushed ice made from the tears of the bald eagle when it cries on fourth of July.

Next you pour 1 part the oldest lasting distillery spirit in America onto the ice

And into that

You pour 1 part liberty and inalienable rights, and prosperity.

Then you crack open a Pabst blue ribbon ice cold.

Pour the Pabst into a 20 ounce chilled glass and serve next to the glass of chilled buffalo trace

Then to the buffalo trace on the rocks, you add the blood of patriots,or watered down rum.

Then mix the grog with a lime wedge and pour into the bourbon

One part like and coconut spiced rum.

Then you take one part johnny blue walker.

And you have you sip the shot after you chug the beer.

Chug the beer and then sip the 3 part dirty American with

One part buffalo trace
One part lime coconut rum grog
And one part johnny walker blue

On the ice of eagle tears collection from it's cry if July 4.

You dirty American.

Welcome to aloha Snackbar, what do you want, Dirty American?

What did u just say?

I said so you want to try a dirty American? Our signature Intoxicating Elixir Drink?

Sure. Takes sip.. that was BOMB!

ALOHA SNACKBAR!!!!!

by Dirty American October 21, 2023