Sam is someone who always looks like he’s squatting. He pretends he’s fit, but the only sport he can do is the one with the ‘E’ in front of it. Can be charming. When you first meet him he’s a lovely fellow, always kind helping out, joking around. Things turn around after you dig deeper. Gold digger. Grave digger. Minor annoyance. Major annoyance. Sam is lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and questionable. He is also straight.
by squelch is lord November 29, 2019

An absolute simp that froths over every girl he meets only to cry in the corner when he needs to engage in conversation with them
by MassiveCock.com June 11, 2021

Great girl with a weird personality she loves milk and gets emotional attached she. before showing a cute picture get some earplugs she has a high pitch sequel. she is also Lactose but refuses to accept the fact. If you have to file a restraining order so you dont die
by BradTobyKhan December 10, 2019

by anonymous December 31, 2021

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