Post Prang Depression

Used after having a car crash.

He must have a (ppd) Post Prang Depression after hitting that tree last night.
by 24Ugnada September 10, 2008
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National post your crush day

On this day you spam photos or videos of your crush on a social media app and tell them you appreciate them
“Today is national post your crush day!”

Omg really should I post them on Instagram?!”

“YES!”
by Supernatural.Dean&Sam October 27, 2021
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Post Mexico Syndrome

The first week back from Mexico realizing you have to face reality, can’t drink every day and can’t sit in the sun 24/7
by algal1301 June 10, 2019
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dick-posting

Composing a blog entry out of popular blog topics to get a higher read count.
My visitor rate is dwindling. I am feeling like dick-posting today.
by Eugene Ilyichev July 21, 2008
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post breakup penis disorder

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship
My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex
by posting for a friend February 08, 2016
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Tied to the same post

Tied to the same post is similar to saying we run in the same circle. It’s described as two or more people connected to a post and only being able to walk in the same circle as far as they can reach.
Yeah Arol and I know most of the same people, we’re tied to the same post.
by TwinkleStick September 09, 2018
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Post Wait

The act of deliberately waiting to write a post or comment, so that you can avoid commenting on it immediately after it was written. This act makes it look like you're busier than you really are, instead of revealing the fact that you are on facebook constantly.

Can also be used for texts, emails, chats etc.
Friend #1: DUDE check this out!! This is totally cool! (link)
...wait...
...wait...
Friend #1: hello? are you there?
Friend #2: oh hey, yeah that's awesome, sorry I was busy working.
Friend #1:no you weren't working, you were pulling a Post Wait on me!
by kelsinatormg July 04, 2011
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