Brown Ralphson

The act of going to the toilet to produce feces. Or to put put more plainly, having a poo.

“Bloody hell lads, Im paying the price for that curry last night. Im off for a Brown Ralphson, pop kettle on.”

by Danktanktom May 27, 2018

abbie browne

She is a star! Great singer and amazing at sports. She is so beautiful and has all the boys after her! Especially her crushes, they just fall under her spell. She is the most pretty girl I have ever seen. I wish I could be like Abbie. I love her so much. She is the best friend I could ever have

Abbie Browne is the most pretty girl I have ever met

by Coleridge❤️ January 11, 2018

Brown waterfall

Pooping while orgasming at the same time.

Would you like a brown waterfall?

by Dr machine September 7, 2017

Brown Orgasm

When you are pooping whilst having fellatio performed on you and you reach climax sexually at the same time as you finish the poop.

My girlfriend gave me the best brown orgasm last night.

by mccydee March 23, 2017

brown gown

Not to be confused with a crop dusting. The brown gown is a fart so dense and putrid that it cannot escape your own gravitational pull, creating an atmospheric cloud that follows you anywhere.

That gas station hot dog was delicious, but now I'm stuck wearing the brown gown.

by Stangcollida May 31, 2017

Brown Cloud

When someone is snorting a rail out your asscrack and you fart and a cloud of coke blows up in their face.

He was doing a rail out her ass crack and she ripped a brown cloud on him.

by MC Skankaholic July 3, 2017

Cleveland Browns

1. A terrible football team that embarrasses themselves each time they take the field.

2. Someone, usually a non professional team, but can extend to individuals, who suck at football.

3. A team where up and coming Quarterbacks fade away, and careers go to die. QB examples are RG3 (Robert Griffin III) Tim Tebow and Brady Quinn.

Ben: Hey Juju, do you ever think Dashone will be any good?

Juju: Hell no! He's a Cleveland Brown after all.

Chip: Come on quit being such a Cleveland Brown and complete a pass already!

Colin: I'm trying, but that's really hard to do on one knee. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a game to lose.

Fred: What happened to RG3 after he left the Redskins? How did he do with the Cleveland Browns?

Maria: Who?

by The Unbeatable King December 10, 2017