New Zealand 7/11 

When you go off to New Zealand to have a 7-way with complete strangers. It’s open all hours of the night and there’s a chance someone might catch a STD.

Tobias: Hey Riley, I got several of my mates at my house tonight and we need just one more person to perform a New Zealand 7/11.
Riley: no thanks, I don’t want to get sick.

New Zealand 7/11 by Datzabbadabbado June 26, 2019

New Jersey 

The shadow of New York. A horrific hell hole in which no one can survive, inhabited by the most disgusting, vile people you could ever meet. Any person who has any desire to live in New Jersey, or desires to return to New Jersey, is mentally insane and it is essential that they live out their lives in solitary confinement

Oh New Jersey, who in their right mind would want to live there?

New Jersey by Wandering Vagabond June 29, 2019

New London, Wi 

A relatively small town in central Wisconsin with a relatively large drug problem. Half of the population is either in bars or addicted to meth.
Guys in this town think their dick grows when they drive trucks. Only thing good about this town is St. Patrick’s day and the shitty wolf river. Arguably more potholes in the roads than people.

Can’t wait to go visit New London, Wi and get some meth and break my fucking a-arm on oshkosh street.

New London, Wi by fuckhortonville October 8, 2019

new social norm 

Once, the collective representation of acceptable group conduct, now the nullification of group conduct.

In spring of 2020, people the world over were forbidden to gather, instructed to stay away from each other at specified minimum distances. The new social norm during the age of coronavirus was that there was no social norm.

new social norm by Monkey's Dad April 10, 2020

New-Age Flakes 

People who believe in conspiracy theories and/or want to overthrow the Powers That Be. These people differ from right-wing militia types; tending to be the more peaceful and the hippie-esque branch of the culture. They present as non-assuming & are often disaffected liberals who just believe they are getting closer to The Truth.

Q: “Do you think we’ll get into the venue to see David Icke speak on the New World Order?”
A: “I don’t know if we look like the proper kind of New-Age flakes...”

New-Age Flakes by gutter_yt April 18, 2020

New Jersey 

I’ve lived here a long ass time. Pretty chill. People are kinda rude, but it’s whatever. Cheese fries are the shit, and bagels buss. We can’t drive slow for shit, we’re always driving fast for no reason. We have gun problems, but just don’t be dumb and provoke a nigga at night by yourself, and you’ll be fine.

Person 1: Yo, you live in New Jersey, right?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You think y’all better than New York, right?
Person 2: Nah, nobody here really cares or talks about New York. Yeah, we might get some of our slang from them, but we don’t think we’re better.

New Jersey by thebitchwhokills March 30, 2021

New Guinea pig

1. A pig or sow from new guinea.
2. A person who was vaccinated prematurely.
3. A person who volunteers to be shot via a hypodermic needle with experimental drugs

Guy 1: Back in the days when measles didn't have a vaccine, my great grandfather volunteered to be experimented on for the sake of finding a cure; today, the people who are getting that covid 19 shot are the New Guinea pigs.

New Guinea pig by Steven Stephalonavich August 24, 2021