May 25th

National Head Day 🤤

Hey man, it’s May 25th you get any head yet?
Oh shit, that’s today? I’ll be back!

by MrSexybigdick May 25, 2022

May 17

It is Natalia‘s birthday the most important day of the whole year any other holiday besides this is just useless in May 17 is just amazing

Oh my God is May 17 let’s give Natalia 1 million1 billion dollors. For real she’s such an amazing awesome person I love her so much so funny

by Natalia ruiz May 16, 2022

May 28th

A day where a beautiful brown eyed male was born. Super funny, intelligent and attractive, definitely a sweetheart was born on this day! ❤️

Me: What's today?
Some person: Oh it's may 28th!
Me: Wow it's my amazing boyfriends birthday!

by Mrs Bakugo June 28, 2022

May 1st

national kiss your girlfriend day.

Joe: yo, wheres Quinnefiesha? i gotta kiss her! its may 1st!!!

by i ate ut donut April 14, 2025

May 16

National morning s€x day.

Hey it’s may 16.

Yes i know let’s have morning s€x.

by hrbt23 May 12, 2023

May 5th

National t*tty pics day

Bro she sent me tits it’s may 5th

by Erin jones May 4, 2022

May 9

day of being my girlfriend

what day it's today?

may 9 so u should be carla's gf

by kxkxkdy May 8, 2019