Pizza call

When older people put their phones on 'speaker' mode, lay it flat in their palm and walk around like they're talking to a slice of pizza.

Those non digital-native boomers are always walking around making pizza calls. 'Hey grandpa... you can just put that phone to your ear so we don't all have to be involved in your conversation'

by Pecks 1970 November 14, 2019

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calling a wall

An expression used to describe when the person you're calling is not expected to pick up. Thus, one may as well be calling a wall. Sometimes, these people hold perfectly good conversations via text. Yet for others, it is as if you are texting a wall too.

1.

Iván: "I really wanna to know the details for Saturday already."

Bily: "Why don't you just call her, bro?"

Iván: "Nah, I'd be calling a wall."

2.

Bily: "I wanna get to know her better, but I never see her anymore."

Iván: "So just call her, homie."

Bily: "Nah, I've tried. She's a call wall. At this point she probably replaced the phone icon on her iPhone with Instagram."

3.

Bily: Yo call this homie Latrell. I wanna go to Shake Shack already - I'm hungry as fuck.

Iván: Son, that's a wall call. You might as well ask this traffic light when Latrell is coming."

by larfz March 26, 2013

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Name Calling

It's isn't just name calling though is it? It's a group of guys who are all repeating statements made by ME to grow they're YouTube following who all just-so-happen to associate with one another. Andrew Tate, Destiny, Dantes (He's new but I've seen him. I'm surprised you brought him in on your own rather than waiting for me to name drop), Alex O'Connor, Chris Williamson, ect all of whom have some loose association with or have associated with (recently) Jordan Peterson the guy I made cry. 2 of these people had mysterious or controversial breakups. 1 shortly after the other. That's weird. 1 of them was locked up without being charged. Wonder what that's all about!

Hym "Hey, it ain't name calling if it's true. But why are you pretending to be a guy who's making death threats, Destiny? Where's your wife? And I haven't been banned. Still perfectly visible. My life, online and offline, are in complete alignment. There is no separating that. There is no banning me for anything here. There is only an imposter's desperate scramble to keep people from finding out he's been INSTALLED BY A CHARLATAN TO PLAY BOTH ENDS AGAINST THE MARGINS. Him and all of his associates. People show up at my work Destiny. They aren't going to let their kids die so that the thing Peter Dinklage turns into during the full moon can rape adorable blondes that are out of his league. It's like the trolley problem except the train is heading towards the track with 1 guy tied to it and on the other track... IS NO ONE. IT'S EMPTY, DESTINY. BECAUSE YOU'REBNOT INVOLVED. And now everyone is debating whether or not to switch the train over to the empty track BUT WAIT! HE GRABBED A KID! NOW THERE'S 2 PEOPLE ON THE TRACK! and STILL ZERO PEOPLE on the other track! WhAtEvEr WiLl We Do!? You're like the autistic riddler from the Robert Pattinson Batman movie. You're not justice Destiny... But..."

by Hym Iam August 02, 2024

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