When you nut in a girls ass and immediately afterward she shits on your chest and proceeds to use her hand to pat in out on your chest.
by BamaBaker February 23, 2020
An art of seduction involving baking a cake. Usually neither participants are wearing shirts to increase kinkiness.
by MaximusDecimusMeridius February 27, 2012
An extremely risky and daring sexual maneuver in which a guy enters their partner's ass ("cake") on horseback while simotaneously attempting to lasso a steer. There is continuous debate on whether a successful lassoing of the steer needs to take place to be considered a true Texas Cake House. Some consider a failure to lasso as a completely different meneouver called the "Oklahoma Cake House."
Person 1 (in an aside to his friend while at a local pancake house): Hey bro how was your visit to Dalls last week?
Person 2: Fuckin weird. This chick I hooked up with asked me to perform a Texas Cake House on her. I obliged not knowing what it was. Next thing I know I'm in a fenced in dirt pen trying to throw a rope around a cow. Wild.
Person 2: Fuckin weird. This chick I hooked up with asked me to perform a Texas Cake House on her. I obliged not knowing what it was. Next thing I know I'm in a fenced in dirt pen trying to throw a rope around a cow. Wild.
by DirtNasty69 August 01, 2017
Lauren said, "Your duff be caking Abby! Have you been doing your butt flexes? They are really paying off!!!"
by Henry The Man With The Plan April 04, 2013
Person 1: "Damnnnn youre getting roasted in the groupchat! Roast them back!"
Person 2: "Naw I'm not tryna get cooked again"
Person 1: "Boiiiiii go like cake!"
Person 2: "Naw I'm not tryna get cooked again"
Person 1: "Boiiiiii go like cake!"
by Lordddddd Kayvaughn July 21, 2017
The same as a normal birthday cake but is used for when asked to name a item of food starting with the letter ‘H’
by Kxle4567 November 26, 2019