ur mom

someone i fucked last night

person: were you at my house last night?
me: yes, i was in ur mom’s room

by anonymous November 9, 2021

ur cousin be fussin

The worst insult of all time.

Bob: You're mom gay
Steve: Your dad lesbian
Bob: Your granny tranny
Steve: Your grandpap a trap
Bob: Your brother a mother
Steve: Your niece obese
Bob: Your family tree LGBT
Steve: Don't make me do it.
Bob: Do it!
Steve: Your cousin be fussin
(Bob then explodes, barely leaving Steve alive)

by XxDiamondDavidxX May 29, 2018

Ur Granny Tranny

Supreme insult.More powerful than ur mom gay/ ur father lesbian.
Can only be countered by "Cine zice ala e"

Rick:Ur mom gay
Alex:Ur granny tranny
Rick:SHIT *dissapears in non-existence*

by TheOneandAlways March 14, 2018

ur gonna get some

When someone is acting desperate (usually a man) to the point where they’re dragging it out/ being a beg. Used as an INSULT.

Saying, ‘you’re gonna get some’ is used to say, no need to be extra, your gonna get some *BLEEP*

Ur gonna get some alright mate relax
OR
Bro, chill, you’re gonna get some.

by GRAHGRAHBOOMB January 23, 2024

Ur mom gay

Telling someone their mom is lesbian because it’s the best roast

Kid 1: your ugly
Kid 2: your mom gay
*crowd cheering for kid 2*

by I eat kids for a living December 11, 2022

skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle

When a wizard (harry) turns ur dick into a noodle, this is what he'll say.

"sKiDaDle sKIdoODle uR dICk iS noW a nOoDLe" ~Harry

skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle

by Cheesy Mein April 19, 2018

betch ur boots

You betch-ur-boots is another term for, "you betcha" or most definitely, you can count on it, for sure. Example: "Hey you guys, I'm on my way back from the Bahamas, is it snowing in Chicago?"

"You betch-ur-boots it is Valerie!"

"Betch ur boots" example: Hey you guys, I'm on my way back from the Bahamas, is it snowing in Chicago?"

"You betch-ur-boots it is Valerie!"

by Danielbenjaminiam March 29, 2015