A wholly untrue rule that states that if your food drops to the floor/ground and has contact for less than five seconds, you can simply pick it up and eat it without risk of sickness. This is untrue, of course. Bacteria covers your food upon contact, it doesn't take five seconds for them to attach.
Guy 1:Dude, are you gonna eat that?
Guy 2:Yeah..
Guy 1:But it fell on the floor...
Guy 2:But it wasn't there for five seconds..so according to the Five Second Rule..it's all good.
Guy 2:Yeah..
Guy 1:But it fell on the floor...
Guy 2:But it wasn't there for five seconds..so according to the Five Second Rule..it's all good.
by the_realistic_numbers112 June 15, 2011
Get the Five Second Rulemug. If at any point when you are intoxicated and feel the overwhelming urge to text anyone else, text a bro and he (and in very few cases she) will play along with any absurd trains of thought you might have while at the same time preventing you from doing anything too stupid... Like drunk texting.
Jack: You partying tonight?
Brandon: No, I have class in the morning.
Jack: May I invoke the Drunk Text Rule?
Brandon: I'll allow it.
Brandon: No, I have class in the morning.
Jack: May I invoke the Drunk Text Rule?
Brandon: I'll allow it.
by BroncoTheIdahoan February 12, 2012
Get the Drunk Text Rulemug. Gunnar's Rule Book is full of rules that any male wants to add. All rules are Rule #1, just because Rule #2 & #3 just aren't as important.
To add a rule, simple say, "Rule #1, (whatever the rule is you want to add)"
To add a rule, simple say, "Rule #1, (whatever the rule is you want to add)"
Gunnar's Rule Book
Rule #1, follow the rule #1s.
Rule #1, girls can't make rule #1s.
Rule #1, stick it in the bitches ear.
Rule #1, make all the rules you want!!!
Rule #1, follow the rule #1s.
Rule #1, girls can't make rule #1s.
Rule #1, stick it in the bitches ear.
Rule #1, make all the rules you want!!!
by Gunnar... March 18, 2009
Get the Gunnar's Rule Bookmug. The “send nudes” rule applies to the internet trend of sending someone elaborate pictures or videos with the hidden message of asking them to send you intimate photos of themselves.
The rule here is, if the person receiving the request for nudes is forced into enough laughter to not be offended by the request then that person must succumb to the request and send the requests nudes.
The rule here is, if the person receiving the request for nudes is forced into enough laughter to not be offended by the request then that person must succumb to the request and send the requests nudes.
SEND NUDES RULE:
Brad: Hey Sarah, send nudes!
Sarah: Haha you’re so funny Brad!
Brad: According to the sends nudes rule you have to send me nudes now!
Sarah: Ok Brad, you earned them! *sends Brad nudes*
Brad: Hey Sarah, send nudes!
Sarah: Haha you’re so funny Brad!
Brad: According to the sends nudes rule you have to send me nudes now!
Sarah: Ok Brad, you earned them! *sends Brad nudes*
by Jeff Epstein November 25, 2019
Get the Send nudes rule:mug. In the case of not knowing exactly how long to keep smaller portions of food in a microwave oven, the general rule of thumb is to tap the "+ 30 Seconds" button on your microwave.
by Frohman23 September 6, 2010
Get the 30 Second Rulemug. by she who eats food off the floo March 28, 2011
Get the 5 second rulemug. In MMO strategy games, the convention that a player will be unprotected by a new alliance he or she joins for the first 48 hours. This allows other players who have had a beef with him to settle things before the new alliance starts defending him.
by JEH-IT January 15, 2016
Get the "48-hour" rulemug.