Drunk Text Rule

If at any point when you are intoxicated and feel the overwhelming urge to text anyone else, text a bro and he (and in very few cases she) will play along with any absurd trains of thought you might have while at the same time preventing you from doing anything too stupid... Like drunk texting.

Jack: You partying tonight?
Brandon: No, I have class in the morning.
Jack: May I invoke the Drunk Text Rule?
Brandon: I'll allow it.

by BroncoTheIdahoan February 12, 2012

Five Second Rule

A wholly untrue rule that states that if your food drops to the floor/ground and has contact for less than five seconds, you can simply pick it up and eat it without risk of sickness. This is untrue, of course. Bacteria covers your food upon contact, it doesn't take five seconds for them to attach.

Guy 1:Dude, are you gonna eat that?

Guy 2:Yeah..
Guy 1:But it fell on the floor...
Guy 2:But it wasn't there for five seconds..so according to the Five Second Rule..it's all good.

by the_realistic_numbers112 June 15, 2011

Triple F rule

The triple F rule is when one person (for the sake of explenation we will say a male) doesnt have a partner but instead Finds a women, has sex with said women, then proceeds to leave the women without calling. So, in essence, the triple F rule means to Find, Fuck, Flee

Male one- "yo, why dont you got a girl"
Male two- "Im a triple F rule kinda guy"

by Obnoxious man123456789 December 4, 2010

Send nudes rule:

The “send nudes” rule applies to the internet trend of sending someone elaborate pictures or videos with the hidden message of asking them to send you intimate photos of themselves.

The rule here is, if the person receiving the request for nudes is forced into enough laughter to not be offended by the request then that person must succumb to the request and send the requests nudes.

SEND NUDES RULE:
Brad: Hey Sarah, send nudes!

Sarah: Haha you’re so funny Brad!

Brad: According to the sends nudes rule you have to send me nudes now!

Sarah: Ok Brad, you earned them! *sends Brad nudes*

by Jeff Epstein November 25, 2019

5 second rule

an excuse to eat food off the floor.

Eric: *walking along, sees a piece of candy on the ground* NOM

Jason: Dude...

Eric: 5 SECOND RULE

by she who eats food off the floo March 28, 2011

30 Second Rule

In the case of not knowing exactly how long to keep smaller portions of food in a microwave oven, the general rule of thumb is to tap the "+ 30 Seconds" button on your microwave.

How long should I put the quesadillas in for?" "I dunno, 30 second rule?

by Frohman23 September 6, 2010

"48-hour" rule

In MMO strategy games, the convention that a player will be unprotected by a new alliance he or she joins for the first 48 hours. This allows other players who have had a beef with him to settle things before the new alliance starts defending him.

Alliance Policies: The "48-hour" rule is observed.

by JEH-IT January 15, 2016