Ohio Ostrich Egg

Eat loads, then don't poo for AGES.

Then, take a dump in the partners mouth.

"I ate way too much at the Harvester the other day, I think I'm going to need to Ohio Ostrich Egg my girlfriend or her Mum."

by captain testicular cancer August 18, 2009

egg

egg

"egg"
"Egg"

by The Demoman June 3, 2020

Wash the chicken shit off your eggs

Tell people how you you feel and don’t be a pussy

You better wash the chicken shit off your eggs and get what’s yours

by Bossredbeard03 February 13, 2023

Golden Egg

When you eat nothing but dairy products and baked beans. The turd you lay will be almost golden and smell like duck shit.

I just laid a golden egg I would not go in that bathroom

by Cwazywhiteguy May 4, 2020

shitty eggs

The act of fucking her in the ass, and you impregnate her afterwards.
She will the have "shitty eggs"

Yesterday i met this girl while i was out drinking.
Later i then gave her "shitty eggs"

by assfgt March 27, 2017

Pickled eggs

When a woman shoves soft boiled eggs up her coochie and then proceeds to squat down and lay them like a hen, then the partner proceeds to eat the eggs with all the Coochie juice coated in it.

Girl: wanna try your fantasy tonight?
Guy: omg no way pickled eggs tonight?
Girl: yes pickled eggs tonight, turn the stove on!

by Hot_Girl21 March 8, 2021

Egg Cups

A nickname for anyone who regularly gives blowjobs (preferably in 69 position) where their nostrils are large enough to fit an average sized pair of testicles.

"Filmed a scene with Egg Cups yesterday. You're not kidding, my balls fit right on his damn nostrils!"

by bigmak93 September 6, 2021