National harrass Alejandro day

National Harrass Alejandro day!!

Me-Hey Alejandro guess what day it is today
Alejandro-idk what is it
me- National harrass Alejandro day

( ･ิω･ิ)

by Miserable Cielo October 20, 2019

National lick pablito nuts

Pablito nuts are supposed to be devoured on this lovely day of December 2nd

Hey yo did you lick any pablito nuts today on national lick pablito nuts??

by Pablitonuts December 1, 2019

National Fortnite Duo Day

January the 5th is the national fortnite duo day. It is the day to play fortnite duos and nothing else.

X: What are you doing on January 5?
Y: Duh! It's National Fortnite Duo Day, means I'm going to be playing fortnite duos all day!
X: lessssss gooooooo!

by styxhelmet January 3, 2022

National gang bang day

On May 10th is national gang bang day!
This day we celebrate the gang bang.

Hi it’s national gang bang day, I wanna call all of your friends and fuck?

by Yeeeeehaaaaw April 15, 2019

national unfollow thots day

September 5th

On this day you should go through your Instagram and unfollow all of the thots. They take up your liked and grow off of the energy of the virgin and horney. This is a way to liberate yourself.

Dude 1: Dude, why did you just follow her, she’s a thot; it’s September 5th.

Dude 2: What does that mean?

Dude 1: You have no chance with her and she just fiends for your likes. It’s “national unfollow thots day”!

Dude 2: You right, imma unfollow those thots.

*unfollows all thots*

by Stfu Jerry July 12, 2019

National Nike Tech Day

A day where you wear your Nike Tech clothes, and take pictures with your friends. Most importantly flex the on people who don’t have a Nike Tech. National Nike Tech Day is January 10.

National Nike Tech Day is next week. Do you have something to wear?

by CleanupCadet January 5, 2022

National First Kiss Day

December 21st is National First Kiss Day. Anyone who hasn't had their first kiss can ask anyone to kiss them on December 21st.

Kissing Virgin: Wanna know what today is:
Kisser: What?
Kissing Virgin: National First kiss day and I haven't had my first kiss, so...?
Kisser: Ok *kisses her*

by TheMeinster2998 December 7, 2020