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Straight husband

His straight husband had always been with women until he met that gay boy
by Mark Mac nish October 21, 2018
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Straight Bar

The opposite of a gaydar.
On a straight bar from one to ten you are not even on the scale gay boy.
by CoolW October 24, 2018
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straight-edge

never got me through
one single night this cold

but you know how that goes

or maybe you just really don't
I was a loner until there were no friends left
Before someone offered me drugs, you know i was straight-edge
And everyone's quit until you offer them a cigarette
by jesus tapdancing christ October 27, 2018
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pretty straight for a bent guy

pretty straight for a bent guy Is what you say when someone says to you

“ I’m pretty pleased about how straight this cig is “
hey man Your pretty straight for a bent guy”
by Stayout March 1, 2019
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Straight

1. heterosexual

2. used to describe a person who does not participate in "dangerous" activity such as drugs, alchohol, sex or criminal activity. A good girl/guy.

3. to tell it straight - to tell the truth

4. see straight up
5. not gay
6. Literally Filip Taranek
Even the straightest of the straight are gay compared to Filip Taranek
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Straight

1. heterosexual

2. used to describe a person who does not participate in "dangerous" activity such as drugs, alchohol, sex or criminal activity. A good girl/guy.

3. to tell it straight - to tell the truth

4. see straight up
5. Not gay
6. Literally Filip Taranek
Even the straightest , manly man is gay compared to how straight Filip Taranek is
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You’re as straight as your hair

A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.
Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries
by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019
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