Hot pocket

When you’re camping on a cold night with someone and the only way to stay warm is to zip up your sleeping bags together and make ravenous love to each other until the friction from the body heat inside the sleeping bags creates a warm center.

As temperatures dropped rapidly we realized the only way to survive the unexpected blizzard was to create a hot pocket.

by Slambamthankyoumam July 26, 2020

pocket haul

What you find when you go to empty your pockets and pull out a bunch of unexpected hidden treasures.

Shit you had your keys, four joints, a phone, a lighter, your headphones, and a slice of pizza in there?! That’s a fuckin’ pocket haul.

by Pancho777 August 2, 2020

Back-Pocket Bitch

When a female puts her phone on her back pocket making you wanna look at what she's got.

That Back-Pocket Bitch had a Samsung S8!

by Fricky-Fresh August 4, 2020

Rock in pockets

When a guy’s dick is so hard it goes sideways towards his pockets

Ryan: “Dude I’m so hard I have rock in pockets”

by Ryanlikesjarredandteagen August 6, 2020

pocket

a hole in your pants so you can put something in it like your purse/wallet

i have a red pocket

by butterflybreezes June 14, 2020

pizza pocket

a pizza pocket is when a guy presses his asshole against the opening of a girls vagina and shits into it.

“bro my boyfriend pizza pocketed me last night. my pussy smells like shit!”

by bubbage June 26, 2020

german hot pocket

This is when a large Frankfurter is inserted into your partner bottom. While yours is inserted in the other hole while yelling ”THERE’S A JEW IN MY HOUSE!” Apon the entering.

After the late discovery of a foreigner in my house, I will be using the German hot pocket on my wife tonight.

by Thegoofster123 September 1, 2020