Pig pants

An itch you can’t scratch

Bought myself a hog, had pig pants for a week!

by The dirty N November 22, 2020

Whistling Pig

Anything cute, sweet, or adorable. Whistling pigs can be humans or animals.

Girl: My boyfriend just said I was the best girlfriend ever!
Girl 2: He is such a whistling pig! Awww

by Ninja Alpaca April 5, 2019

Peruvian guinea pig

The type of guinea pig people think of when they think of long haired guinea pigs. They got that fur that touches the floor, and you can cut it to make your guinea pig look emo.

I gave my peruvian guinea pig a shave.

by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023

pig on steroids

a phrase to describe someone who is crazy, weird or off the walls. They can either look like a pig on steroids (google it) or just behave like one.

‘oh he’s definitely a pig on steroids’
‘your like a pig on steroids’

by lacura September 12, 2021

Preposterous pig

A foolish yet sexy person between the ages of 40 and 90

That guy who robbed a store with a ballpoint pen is a preposterous pig

by The real Robert December 23, 2020

Wussy Pig

A Cross Breed Between A Pig And A Boar. Thus It's Name Was Developed As Wussy Pig. Will Throw It's Own Feces At It's Enemies If Threatened.

I Think I Saw A Wussy Pig Defecating In My Yard.

by Wussy Pig October 3, 2008

Licking Someones Pig Pen

Cunnilingus

A: Whats rosie doing over there?
B: She's just licking someones pig pen

by mrtallguy May 3, 2023