Ninja Flip

Prior to the moment of ejaculation, switch orifices to the surprise of the recipient.
Person A: Jessica was shocked to have a mouth full of cum after doing it doggy style.

Person B: Yah, she got ninja flipped.
by <>< thefishkid April 06, 2016
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Instant Ninja

Untapped involuntary asskickery potential which can only be accessed after walking through a spider web. Usually accompanied by a girly scream and kung fu hands.

Highly amusing to watch from a distance.
P1: "Maaaan, what was that shit ?"

P2: "Ergh. Spider web."

P1: "Oh. Hahahaha... Instant Ninja"
by Iron_tech April 22, 2012
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Ninja minge

A woman sneaking under the radar and by not shaving her genitaler for over week.
Barry, your stubble would be like Velcro on an half shaven Ninja minge.
by Creative stupidity March 10, 2022
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Ninja Monkey Death Bread

Bread, that is eaten with pasta, and is thrown in a ninja-like fashion across the table aimed at people, to which effect, people jump up in an attempt to escape in a similar way to which monkeys would.

The aim of this tool is to kill... no one will be left alive!
Suffer my Ninja Monkey Death Bread!!!
by N.M.D.B. Master August 20, 2010
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ninja handshake

A handshake involving many complex movements, but no one ever sees it because, as mentioned in the title, it is considered to be ninja-like, therefore cannot be seen.
Did you see their handshake?!

Of course not; it's a ninja handshake.
by mads1103 November 29, 2013
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Ninja Like

The act of logging onto a social networking site and rapidly liking a status/post before immediately leaving the website.

Not to be confused with Ninja-like
"Dude, she's not online. She just ninja liked your status, that's all."
by Carnifeaux October 29, 2013
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ninja mission

Any secretive adventure legal or not, good or bad.
Damn my in-laws are visiting again! Gotta go on a ninja mission to get high!

Sarah just got a new girlfriend. She works at the mall. Ninja mission?

Marah just had her baby, let’s go on a ninja mission tonight and drop off some food!
by YubNub83 September 05, 2019
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