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Main Line Mom

Main Line Moms are overattentive, overinvolved, pampered, prissy JAP-spawning machines. They'll fight tooth and nail for their kids to get undeserved As and not just because they do all their school projects for them. They hire tutors for $80/hour when their kids get an A-, shuttle their kids and their lacrosse equipment and golden retrievers around in their Landrovers, and know all the gossip about their kids' classmates before they do. Main Line moms peak at college admissions and Bar/Bat Mitzvah seasons. They tread the line between passive-aggressive and aggressive-aggressive and if you're skeptical, try Nordstrom Petites during the semi-annual sale or getting a parking spot in Suburban Square. They adore gays but they lock their car doors when they see a black person. A true Main Line Mom keeps an immaculate home and garden, but only because of the coterie of immigrant gardeners, house-cleaners, and babysitters they employ. Main Line moms know that they deserve the world and so do their kids. And they won't let you forget it.
Lower Merion High School Student 1: My mom found out from Laura Cooper's mom who heard from Robin Goldfarb's mom that Rachael Silverberg gave Jake Weinstein head under the table at Adam Rubin's bar mitzvah.

Lower Merion High School Student 2: OMG, the Main Line Mom gossip network is out of control.
by xoxo_MLgg December 5, 2009
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dead beat mom

Some one who doesnt pay child support for her kid, but continues to have more kids, all with different dads. She is usually a cold harted bitch who cares more about her ex than the child she had with him.
This woman will abandon her child and then tell the world "my baby means the world to me.."
She will never call her kid even though it cost nothing and she only has to call him once a week on wednesday nights.
She will likely become obsessed with your new wife, for this we have no understanding of why! If she ever comes back to visit she will tell everyone including your kid that shes pregnant agian, and then go home to have an abortion.... she is worthless just like a PENNY!!!!!!!!!!!
Dead beat moms dont pay child support.
DADs takes responsibility when dead beat mom leaves her kids.
by lloyd fink March 4, 2010
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UR MOM GAY

What a toxic twelve year old gamer says as an excuse for an insult
Toxic gamer: UR MOM GAY
Me: Yeah so what
Toxic gamer: Oh...
by WEEBLIT September 11, 2019
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Your mom gay

An insult said to someone, that calls the other person's mom a homosexual. A comeback that can only be countered by. "No u"
Person: I need to go. I will see you later.
Person1: Your mom will see you later
Person: Your mom gay.
Person1: You got me there.
by Your mom gay 69 February 24, 2018
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doin your mom

A slang term for fucking your mother. Often used as a comeback. Commonly used among sixth graders in school.
by shizjizzmywizz March 13, 2010
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ur mom gae

The most devastating insult with only one counter
how you gonna come back from that huhh?
UR MOM GAE
by mynoduesp yuoy May 14, 2018
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Marshmallow your mom

When AmazingPhil tries to insult Daniel Howell when he doesn't hide the marshmallows
Dan: "I'll hide them down your throat"
Phil: "I'll marshmallow your mom"
by SquishKohai November 9, 2017
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