Jake Citrin

A really tall person who chokes in hockey and is, once again a really tall person

Michael Owen is such a Jake Citrin.

by jwnnckrje June 11, 2019

Jake Paul

A cancerous plague accidentally made by two numb nuts who's condom ripped. His one goal in life is to make trash content for 7 year olds who suffer with severe brain damage except the content doesnt help but instead makes the brain damage worse.

Jake Paul Blows Balls

by Jake pauls cousin July 6, 2021

Jake

Jake is the perfect person. If you know a jake be grateful and if you dont, you should get to know one. He is so kind and so amazing that you will not believe you know him. He will be one of your favourite people on this earth.

Look its jake, you should get to know him, he is amazing.

by HeLlO iTs RoRo December 7, 2019

Jake

A person who just loves heroin

“Oh! There’s a needle.” “I bet jake would love that”

by Harvey Neill March 8, 2022

Jake

Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.

"Want to invite Jake Over?" "No way José, I'm allergic to bees."

by JustJake521 November 23, 2021

Jake

He is the stupidest person in the whole world

Omg he is so jake

by Caden faris August 27, 2018

jake

a white kid whos mom started fucking with a black guy named tyrese after her second marriage failed , he hears his mom getting pounded every night , he plays basketball, has one black friend , lives in the suburbs , and hates his mom

jerome: aye jake whos that black guy in the benz that picks you up from school ?

jake: thats my moms boyfriend his name is tyrese

jerome: oh thats what shes into ..... i knew it too !

jake: what do you mean ?

jerome: mann shut yo ass up and just hand her my number for me , or matter fact just give me her number real quick

by takeyabitchandhititquick May 28, 2016