Hit your face

Football term of getting into the top of a pushup position

HIT YOUR FACE!!!!!! o MY goooood

by Micah the monkey September 7, 2022

hit-and-run journalism

Reporting on a story, then when the story turns out to be a hoax, you don't retract the story.

The Jessie smollett saga is pure hit-and-run journalism

by Sexydimma September 19, 2022

hit short people

On October 30th you can legally throw, hit, punch or kick any person who is shorter than you if they deserve it.

Eyo it's hit short people day!
Finally

by Idontlikeallpeople October 30, 2020

hitting the sauce

1) being a gas wholesaler/pundit, talking intellectual sounding nonsense about any given scientific discipline

2) a synonym for 'hitting the fan'

boy : Is barium chloride edible?

mother: how dare you Victor? talking such nonsense when you've been educated in one of the best private schools in the country? Please do us all a favor, stop hitting the sauce, all right? And if you're going to continue hitting the sauce like that, our relationship will start hitting the sauce itself, and I'll kick you out of this house. I won't stand for it to have a pundit in my house.

by Sexydimma April 11, 2013

Hit

touch or press (part of a machine or other device) in order to work it.

"he picked up the phone and hit several buttons"

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025

Jamaican hit

The larger amount of smoke you take in from a hit when you're high, because it feels less harsh.

Yo, me and Bob were so high yesterday. Should've seen the Jamaican hits we were taking.

by Zetch September 3, 2013

hitting the sauce

being a gas wholesaler/pundit, talking intellectual sounding nonsense about any given scientific discipline

boy : Is barium chloride edible?

mother: how dare you Victor? What? talking such nonsense when you've been educated in one of the best private schools in the country? Please do us all a favor, stop hitting the sauce, all right?

Victor: my graduation is lol, a month away; i would like to, after said graduation, to imitate Fred and George Weasley of the Harry Potter books, but instead of opening a joke shop, i'd like to publish a book on how Robespierre and his Committee of Public Safety can be compared to Stalin and the Soviet NKVD/KGB

mother: (even louder): are you an uptard, how many times do i have to tell you to stop hitting the sauce?

by Sexydimma January 2, 2013