when the scot hits the road

car accident in Edinburgh

when the scot hits the road ambulances come speeding

by we make useful shit up November 3, 2023

Hit by a Tree scenario

A scenario, usually brought up at work, in which a tree falls ontop of you the next day.

Usually this is brought up to force you to document your work, so others can continue/finish it if something would happen to you, whether this is you actually dying or you getting replaced by someone cheaper.

Alice: "I just pushed IEEE 802.11mc to the main repo, there is still a lot of work to do."
Bob: "Don't forget the hit by a Tree scenario"

by biosboii November 19, 2023

hit an x

In trading stocks and crypto, hitting an x refers to owning an asset that at least doubled in value over a given time period. The “x” comes from the times sign.

Woke up and hit a 10x today. Now my portfolio is moving straight up. Told the homies I hit an x.

by eacc November 20, 2023

Hit the weight room

A phrase commonly used in trash talk referring to someone who is weak in terms of strength.

“basketball game”
Announcer: “That guy is getting hammered in the post, he really needs to hit the weight room!”

by Walker26 December 19, 2023

Hit

It can be used in different contexts such as referring to when something /someone is dumb, drunk, high, or someone does not feel well.

I drank so much at the party I was hit as fuck

by SchuylerNebraska93CA December 28, 2023

hitting lava

Having sex with someone and making them “erupt” (orgasm, cum, etc).

My girl was hitting lava with me last night! It was super hot and messy.

by Scanlan Short January 3, 2024

National hit teacher day

On April 2024 , you can hit teacher on anytime with no permission needed
Prepare some things to hit your most hated teacher for national hit teacher day!

I heard there is a day that you can hit your most hated teacher anytime and it is national hit teacher day! I can wait to hit my most hated teacher.

by I am a man 1 2 3 3 3 3 January 4, 2024