Slap Dick December

December is the month where you apply your hands in a slapping action to any penis (male or female) you may encounter.

Terry: “do you have a dick”
Todd: “yeah?”
Terry: *slaps Todd’s dick*
Todd: “Why’d you do that?”
Terry: “It’s slap dick December”

by Dicksucker96 October 18, 2019

Throw Eli December

Do you know an Eli? Aren't they annoying? Well, this is the month for you. During the month of December, throw you friend Eli as far as you want! It's fine!

Linnea: "Guess what month it is."
Nihaal: "What?"
Linnea: "It's Throw Eli December!"
Nihaal: "Let's goooo."
Eli: "Uh oh..."

by linearangle November 30, 2022

Destroy dick December

The celebration month for the men who have not nutted and shall be able to nut in peace after the struggling war

Wanna go get some food* nah I got plans I know what you mean ;) after that day his Dick was destroyed on Destroy dick December

by Randomkidpersonman November 29, 2018

December 2

Whan the uglyest person was born.

*Me being born on December 2

parent "AHHHHHHHH" . D

by Bdndkkfklsllowk22 November 10, 2019

December 27

National lick your nan’s hole day

Person:hey Nan I’m going to lick your hole
Nan:why?
Person:because it’s December 27th so I have to

by This isn’t a day December 5, 2020

December 21, 2012

The date predicted By the famous "prophet" Nostradamus, Mayan calender, and some native American tribes as the date for the end of the world.

The world will end on December 21, 2012!!!

by Adam PMan January 11, 2009

december 5 2007

It is the day of JoJo Siwa having her first gallon of glitter on her

December 5 2007 was the best day of Jojo Siwas life

by Theoof November 17, 2019