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ninja mission

Any secretive adventure legal or not, good or bad.
Damn my in-laws are visiting again! Gotta go on a ninja mission to get high!

Sarah just got a new girlfriend. She works at the mall. Ninja mission?

Marah just had her baby, let’s go on a ninja mission tonight and drop off some food!
by YubNub83 September 5, 2019
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Ninja

People with unrealistic martial arts skills that wear black pjs
If you can’t beat Chuck Noris or Bruce lee in one hit, you are not a ninja

If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja

If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja

If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja

If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja

If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.

You get the idea: you are not a ninja
by Newah August 3, 2021
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Ninja

Used when wanting to say niger. Ninja is used when wanting to replace the word niger in a sentence. Commonly used in a joking matter and not serios.
You see that ninja walk by?
by Yaseen.R June 12, 2008
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dynamite ninja worship

Is otw playing chapel?

Nah it Dynamite Ninja Worship
by Cohead14 September 23, 2023
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ninja

This noun and verb comes from World of Warcraft where certain loots, once assigned to a player, cannot be traded to another. When something valuable drops from a monster, a dice icon will appear which each player in a party can roll for the item or they can pass the item.

The person with the highest roll will get the item (if it's bind on pickup it canot be traded). Most people would only roll on something that they need and pass what they don't need to other players that need it.

This is where a ninja comes in.. Ninja means to roll on an item that you don't need or to roll on any item that you see whether you need it or not.
noun - omgz i just got outrolled by a ninja

noun2 - titan is a ninja, don't group with him

verb - i got ninja'd by some dude from this clan
by wrathanon July 15, 2008
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Ninja

adj to describe how awesome something/someone is.
-Dude did you see that crash!
- It was so ninja!
by ninja kelly February 8, 2010
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Gay Ninja Star

An inefficient sex position in which 5 people of the same sex attempt to grind their genitals together.
"Oh my god, I don't even know why Gay Ninja Star is a thing. It's just a mess of legs!"
by GayGreenGamer August 25, 2016
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