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Drowns Syndrome

Urban myth that blames drowning incidents on swimmers entering the water too soon after a meal; supposedly you get cramps and go kerplunk to the bottom. Used by lazy parents who want to get some decent shut-eye after a picnic. Some adults go on actually believing it too. In fact, cramps can affect you at any time and not particularly after a meal; if they hit you in the water they will not adversely affect your buoyancy nor even do too much damage to your swimming skills. If you are in water where, perhaps due to currents, this affliction would likely make the difference between life and death, you shouldn't be there, cramps or no cramps.

Just ask yourself; what do you think the odds would be if you went up to a coroner or pathologist and asked them if they had ever filed a cause of someone's death as "swimming on a full stomach?" No, I didn't think so.
Jimmy was screaming and running along the water's edge and his mum was too fat and lazy to watch out for her kids like she ought to, so she invoked Drowns Syndrome.
by Fearman December 15, 2008
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Nickelback syndrome

Hating something just because other people do, and not because of your own judgemental. A couple good examples include pineapple on pizza, Nickelback, and Minecraft
Me: Why does Joe hate NickelBack?

Other friend: I think he has Nickelback syndrome.
by Total Nonsense January 16, 2022
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Asher syndrome

Loving an Asher so much you'll go make them pizza even when your horny and naked. You receive a thank you but don't get your pussy ate.
"Got this girl over and I think she's got Asher syndrome."
by - your worst enemy June 25, 2016
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Thieen Syndrome

A rare syndrome in which a homo male becomes a non-binary.
I think that kid has Thieen Syndrome. He's got 34C tits, and his boner is hangin out.
by goatmemer69 November 13, 2018
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Heartstopper syndrome

a syndrome you start to have after you’ve watched multiple times the Heartstopper show on Netflix and cried your eyes out multiple times, after that you won’t stop thinking about it.

IT’S FRICKING BEAUTIFUL GO WACTH IT WT R U DOING
Be happy, live your life and watch Heartstopper.
“What the doctor said?”
“Oh nothing, it’s just my Heartstopper syndrome
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suit syndrome

When a woman finds men extremely attractive when they wear suits and other formal attire; a sexual and physical attraction to men in formal clothes
Sarah: "oh my fucking god, look at mark in his button up and vest, I feel like he's just going to push me against a wall! Damn, I would hit that."
Eliza: "we both know mark isn't that hot, sounds like you've got a case of suit syndrome"
by Brooke923 December 17, 2017
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EGAFT Syndrome

Everyone Gets A Fucking Trophy Syndrome. Refers to the generation who grew up receiving a participation trophy for every activity they did even if they finished last. They end up with a sense of entitlement and refuse to face reality as they become adults.
Adult #1: Why did the students protest to ban a book about confronting Islam, even though none of them had read the book or knew what it's contents were?

Adult #2: It's not their fault, they have EGAFT Syndrome. They put their feelings above facts and were never taught how to deal with reality.
by Slim Shady 1967 February 15, 2017
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