Ninja

Infamous cult leader. Blocked on many school district search engines. Makes money off of entertaining young boys ages 6-18.

"Who on Earth did that to your child?"
"Ninja."

by dripgodry April 26, 2022

Ninja turtle’d

When 4 brothers or coworkers bang a fat white chick that lives on a reserve.

I want you 3 and Raphaël to come back tonight. I want to get ninja turtle’d

by Yipyepbrown October 29, 2022

Ninja

Silent but deadly except its not a fart

Ninjas are so cool, a ninja is one of the stealthiest people I can think of.

by WiskaG October 29, 2022

Pillow-Ninja

A straight up WARRIOR in the Bedroom!

—“Do you think they are good in bed?,

-“Trust me, they’re a damn Pillow-Ninja!”

by Dee Empty November 13, 2022

arm ninja

somone who cuts/slits their wrist

josh: did you know *insert* cuts themselves?

you: yeah they r such a arm ninja

by chrismotionless November 24, 2022

Ninja Cowgirl

When a girl gives you some dirty mummy wraps.

"Bro, she totally gave me the ninja cowgirl, and now I have the Pharaoh's curse."

by Deputy Mayor McCheese September 15, 2022

Holiday Ninja

A cover agent in feudal Britain. Trained in archery, shooting, swimming, canoeing and swinging through trees like apes whilst staying at Center Parcs.

The Holiday Ninja waged war on Center Parcs, forcing them to reverse their decision to close for Her Majesty The Queen's funeral.

by Sue Dow-Nim September 15, 2022