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AI Ninja

An "AI ninja" is someone who masters the true power potential of Artificial Intelligence apps" with precision, almost like a real ninja martialist black belt holder. They know how to navigate AI’s capabilities, solve problems, and create wealth, communicate effortlessly with the opposite sex, destroy any enemies, deal with the authorities, tell the best jokes, have the best humor. All they need is a smartphone and internet connection. They gain borderline godlike powers. It's like all human history: geniuses, prodigies all in one bit, like jobe from lawnmower man Stephen Hawking's movie where a simpleton
It is used like a human guinea pig and forced to feed powerful nootropic drugs and VR learning programs 24/7 and gains godlike powers almost overnight.
Frank: Hey, Lee! You won't believe what I saw Mike the other day! He was driving a Bugatti Veyron! Around town with a hot OF blonde girl in the passenger seat. And get this, he's got a mansion now too.

Lee: Really? Mike? Really, shut up Frank. Last time I spoke to him he was working at Maccy Dees and living with his mother basement. LOL. You're winding me up big time. He's always been a loser, degenerate.

Frank: I know, Lee! Apparently learned to use this thing called AI apps on his smartphone — it's the new Bitcoin sort of, a get rich overnight scheme that really works like magic .

Lee: WFT? It can't be that easy, can it mate? LOL?

Frank: I'm going to try it. Hope I don't get scammed. Sounds too good to be true — where's the catch LOL?

Lee: Bruv… watch. Next week we both gonna come back millionaires saying I'm a a AI Ninja like mike to happy days..

Frank: If it gets me a Bugatti and a blonde, OF Girl and a million pounds I'm in LOL

Lee: Me to Bruv I'm on it like a car bonnet .
by Jamie Cheese November 6, 2025
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ninja

This noun and verb comes from World of Warcraft where certain loots, once assigned to a player, cannot be traded to another. When something valuable drops from a monster, a dice icon will appear which each player in a party can roll for the item or they can pass the item.

The person with the highest roll will get the item (if it's bind on pickup it canot be traded). Most people would only roll on something that they need and pass what they don't need to other players that need it.

This is where a ninja comes in.. Ninja means to roll on an item that you don't need or to roll on any item that you see whether you need it or not.
noun - omgz i just got outrolled by a ninja

noun2 - titan is a ninja, don't group with him

verb - i got ninja'd by some dude from this clan
by wrathanon July 15, 2008
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Ninja Fucked

I ninja fucked that bitch last night thanks to some pills I slipped in her drink.
by Ninjaassfucked February 18, 2019
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Ninja

adj to describe how awesome something/someone is.
-Dude did you see that crash!
- It was so ninja!
by ninja kelly February 8, 2010
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ninja poodles

Highly trained, ultra-intelligent poodles who’ve been trained to protect their wealthy owners.
Get yourself some fine lookin’ ninja poodles if you want to avoid being the target of a kidnap attempt.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2022
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Ultamite Ninja

A circle game that involves people doing only one move in an attempt to hit a persons wrist or hand to get them out. This game is widely popular among high school and college youth groups on the West Coast. Although not well known nationally or universally like tag or can be found on YouTube, its still extremely fun if taught by an experienced player.
Instead of getting into a fistfight, the Green West Valley Cross Country team challenged their archrival team Blue East Mountain Cross Country team to a game of Ultamite Ninja. Blue East wins but challenges Green West to Fast Ninja.
by TheGameSearcher December 31, 2009
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va-ninja

A person who stans Horror ninja Vanja, also known as Vanja.
"dude did you see that hilarious and wonderful tweet vanja just made?"

"oh robert youre such a va-ninja!"
by fairybelled October 24, 2020
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