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ninja

What the fuck you say to me you little shit” -Ninja
“Don’t bully others” -Also Ninja
“I’m not seeing enough movement” -Ninja at the Flossing World Record
Ninja is a dork. Ninja isn’t that good at fortnite. Ninja is a joke.
by orange justice 🤓 July 24, 2020
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Ninja

When we were in asia we had to watch out for a ninja, they are silent and deadly and asian.
by donteatpetsman April 12, 2022
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ninja dagger

A katana like dagger used by ninjas
I throw my ninja dagger and hit you between the eyes.
by Ser Owen October 29, 2017
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brazillian cum ninja

A golden tan, transgender, man covered in dried cum from head to toe limiting the ability to move freely causing extreme uncomfortableness.
Emmitt: Hello Carter what did you and Opal do last night?

Carter: She gave me a classic Brazillian Cum Ninja.

Emmitt: Jeez Louis that must have been some night, huh?
by Baby_Carrot.29 December 23, 2024
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ninja semen

Semen that sneaks into the wrong hole
He had some ninja semen
by Sigmadino68 May 9, 2024
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ninja promotion

noun

When you're awarded a fancy new title and a fresh pile of responsibilities, but your paycheck doesn’t move an inch. Like a ninja, this promotion slips in silently, sounds impressive, might even look impactful—but remains completely undetectable in your bank account.

Origin:
Rumored to have started among government employees, where budget freezes were common but the need for “recognition” was high. Managers, unable to offer raises, began handing out sleek new titles like “Senior Specialist” or “Lead Coordinator” as stealthy morale boosters. The term “ninja promotion” was coined after someone joked that their new role was like a ninja—deadly serious, highly skilled, and totally invisible on payday.

Often includes:

A new title

More meetings

Higher expectations

No money

A LinkedIn update and a slice of cake
Coworker: “I thought you got promoted?”
You: “Yeah, it was a ninja promotion. Still broke, but at least it sounds cool.”
by CorporateNinja March 29, 2025
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