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dead beat mom

Some one who doesnt pay child support for her kid, but continues to have more kids, all with different dads. She is usually a cold harted bitch who cares more about her ex than the child she had with him.
This woman will abandon her child and then tell the world "my baby means the world to me.."
She will never call her kid even though it cost nothing and she only has to call him once a week on wednesday nights.
She will likely become obsessed with your new wife, for this we have no understanding of why! If she ever comes back to visit she will tell everyone including your kid that shes pregnant agian, and then go home to have an abortion.... she is worthless just like a PENNY!!!!!!!!!!!
Dead beat moms dont pay child support.
DADs takes responsibility when dead beat mom leaves her kids.
by lloyd fink March 4, 2010
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UR MOM GAY

What a toxic twelve year old gamer says as an excuse for an insult
Toxic gamer: UR MOM GAY
Me: Yeah so what
Toxic gamer: Oh...
by WEEBLIT September 11, 2019
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Your mom gay

An insult said to someone, that calls the other person's mom a homosexual. A comeback that can only be countered by. "No u"
Person: I need to go. I will see you later.
Person1: Your mom will see you later
Person: Your mom gay.
Person1: You got me there.
by Your mom gay 69 February 24, 2018
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doin your mom

A slang term for fucking your mother. Often used as a comeback. Commonly used among sixth graders in school.
by shizjizzmywizz March 13, 2010
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ur mom gae

The most devastating insult with only one counter
how you gonna come back from that huhh?
UR MOM GAE
by mynoduesp yuoy May 14, 2018
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bitch mom dildo

'bitch mom dildo' is a way to break an argument up. just by saying the word, (bitch mom dildo) you insert your dominance into the argument, thus breaking it.
guy: you so ug ly
you: bitch mom dildo
guy: shits his pants
by funkeemonkee October 28, 2020
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Marshmallow your mom

When AmazingPhil tries to insult Daniel Howell when he doesn't hide the marshmallows
Dan: "I'll hide them down your throat"
Phil: "I'll marshmallow your mom"
by SquishKohai November 9, 2017
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