Nicks law

Respecting the boundaries of life or your gonna get schooled by the karma that’s gonna catch u

Did you notice how much of a psycho narcissistic asshole that person is doing whatever they want to others...they must not know Nicks Law

by Nicks Law August 13, 2020

Jordan's Law

A popular adage that states that, "no matter how much work you put into it, once you're almost at the finish line, it will all just go away".

"When one fully manages a project so that it is capable of driving itself, the project disappears or is comically reduced."

Jim: "Do you remember that contract that you've been working all month on?"

Jordan: "Yes I do. In fact, I've lost sleep working on this project all week."

Jim: "Well, I hate to break it to you, but the client backed out at the last minute."

Jordan: "Great. Yet another case of Jordan's Law!"

by Watch_Out_For_Panic August 19, 2020

Jonagold law

Jonagold law: If your S.O. is upset and refuses to tell why, you are compelled by law to break up with them.

Guy: What's wrong, honey?
Girl: Nothing. Good night.
Guy: Okay, good night <3
Girl: See, that's your fucking problem
Guy: Sorry, but I gotta abide by the Jonagold law. I'm breaking up with you. Bye!

by neitherevernornever August 27, 2020

Fletcher's law

On a left-wing social media circle, as the conversation continues, the likelihood of capitalism being blamed - regardless of the problem at hand - approaches 1. Named after Fletcher, the dude in the group chat who based his ideology off of an overrated anime.

"I was on Tumblr and this one person decided to blame capitalism for the higher male suicide rate."
"Yup, that's Fletcher's Law."

by Light the Shinigami May 31, 2020

Anchors law

Much like Garf’s Law And Bidoof’s Law Anchors Law is one of the canon laws on the app ifunny. The law itself has it’s Origin point from the iFunny user “anchorthesun”. It simply state’s “Women in male dominated sports are guaranteed to be whores, this is an undeniable constant”

And example of this is the law is Renee Gracie, an ex-V8 supercar racer, now turned Onlyfans girl. Anchors law in a nutshell.

by Monkfield June 7, 2020

Guile's Law

The idea behind Guile's Law is a song from a popular video game (mostly fighting games) become famous and mainstream. The song will be played by many people even if they are not fans of the series or even interacted with it. A famous example is Guile's theme. How many people you know have heard of his song but are not apart of the Street Fighter fandom? Another one is Giorno's theme song. It has been played to death of all people beyond the Jojo fandom and has reached mainstream status. As of writing this, it stands at 66M views

Kyle: Hey Dave, you heard of Holy Order II?
Dave: Yeah, but I don't play Guilty Gear
Kyle: Really? I didn't think it be this popular. That's Guile's Law for ya.

by Nibba_Binks June 17, 2020

Trump's Law

Being told "No" or limiting rights because you don't like the idea or outcome.

Wrong, wrong, you're not right because I say so...

Trump's Law states I can do what I want because I'm always right, but not always, I always win tho...

by ReVo5000 June 24, 2020