blow job

The licking, sucking or blowing of a males genitals or dick. The thing most prefered by males apart from intercourse.
Results in ejaculation and pleasure for the male.
1. The hot chick gave the guy a blow job in the night.
2. Hey, babe. How about a blow job?
by Roger Ramjet April 17, 2006
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Rib Job

When a guy's Dick is so big that it rubs on the inside of a girls ribs.
Guy 1: "I ended up going home with Casandra last night."

Guy 2: "What? You mean that midget from the circus? She was 3 and half foot tall!!"

Guy 2: "Did you Fuck her?"

Guy 2: "Yah! It was tough at first, I totally gave her a Rib Job!"
by Hizzle Bizzle Cizzle Bizzle October 23, 2008
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z job

i heard its really good with a copper tube and mayonnaise..
kraft, hellmanns, home made all are good for z jobs
by goodknight December 22, 2009
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Wet Job

A blowjob performed without a condom, as opposed to a dry job
That hooker charged me extra for a wet job!
by Yostiemonster73 January 12, 2010
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monkey job

A monkey job means swinging from a bar and screaming loudly while giving a blowjob.

Very refreshing.
Cindy was much loved around the frat for her ability to give a fantastic monkey job.
by scodder April 29, 2010
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Rim job

when one licks around the rim of an asshole
by isLaNd Boi May 16, 2003
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rim job

(n.) act of tossing salad without the dressing; the lubing of the asshole with saliva
Since Jake's prison bitch couldn't find any jelly, he settled for a regular, old-fashioned rim job.
by Buckeye September 4, 2003
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