You got me hyped up for cookie dough

A term coined by "CoffeeMc'Coffee" that means: When a false promise is made and it is not properly fulfilled - it subverts expectations by delivering a lower-quality result instead of what was originally promised.

Person A: YO LISTEN! I GOT THE BEST COOKIES IN TOWN! COME ON OVER RIGHT NOW!!
Person B: Oh cool, let's go there.
Person B: Dude.. what the heck? You're giving me cookie dough? YOU GOT ME HYPED UP FOR COOKIE DOUGH??

by coffeemccoffee9 September 24, 2025

ABCDEF Cookie Monster

What little girls say when they start learning the alphabet.

Girl: ABCDEF Cookie Monster!

Kermit: *jumps off a building*

by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 29, 2024

cookie

A flat or flattish food often eaten as a dessert

I like cookies

by the random. December 12, 2021

The Cookie Cost

verb (cook-e)

To be doing the most or being extremely over the top with your antics.

spamming the groupchat, drinking a whole case of beer like your life depends on it, pretending to be more intoxicated then you actually are

"Dude no one wants to see your lunch, stop making me pay the cookie cost."

by the mystery sphinx May 29, 2023

Cookie

Usually used as a code word for a girls vagina

Sara's cookie was amazing

by cickenugget369 May 3, 2021

Mozzarella Cookie

An Epic Cookie from the hit game Cookie Run: Kingdom who is the head of the Golden Cheese Kingdom’s control chamber. They call her the “Brains of the Golden Cheese Kingdom”.

Person 1: I love Mozzarella Cookie!!
Person 2: Me too, she’s my beloved and I wanna hug her so badly :DDD

by 589534 February 2, 2024

Cookie

The Person you Love is a cookie.
Falling in love with them is baking it.
And if you put that cookie into a jar that means you friendzoned that cookie.

Ohh you know that someone is my cookie...
You seem to like her, are you baking a cookie?

by Cookiesprout December 1, 2016