may 9th

if it’s may 9th you have a free pass to see all the titties you just show the girls this and u see them titties boys

boy: it’s may 9th

girl: yeah so what?
boy: *shows her this*
girl: *sends tits*

by see them titties May 9, 2021

May 15th

Send your crush booty pics

Hey nigga it’s may 15 where the booty pics

May 15th

by big chugnus May 15, 2020

May 31st

When the girl that's a good fuck was born. Wish her happy birthday, she'll give you a cute smile. Her name might be Fatima, but if its not(which is the majority) shes still perfect.

??: "Hey isn't May 31st? Oh yeah its Fatima's(someones) birthday!
???:"Shes pretty"

by Actuallyapussypleaser May 11, 2024

May 5th

National booty pic day pt. 2

Bryan: dang I missed national booty pic day

Ashley: that's okay, it's may 5th

by Heeheebryan May 5, 2022

May 11th

May 11th is the best day, most Tinley’s are born on this day! But most of all they are all pretty.

Person 1: Wow your name is tinley, so you must be born on may 11th?

Person 2: yup

by .shrekisawsome May 11, 2022

May 9th

The day the best people are born. If you are born on this day, you are amazing and that's a fact.

"Did you know Rue was born on May 9th?"
"Ohh... that makes sense, she's like the coolest person ever."

by mltstrk May 8, 2020

May 3

National day!!! Hug your bsf!!

Just show them how much u care for them <33

Me- *hugs my bsf*
Bfsf- why did u hug me ?
Me- Its may 3rd!! Hug ur bsf day!

by Aury<3 May 2, 2022