porn crumpet

Originates from the band name Psychedelic Porn Crumpets. There are two likely definitions:

(a) Describes a pornographic or sexy crumpet; a crumpet that looks very appetizing
(b) A porn star. Crumpet referring to a sexy person (usually a woman)

(a) Hey Jerry can you pass me that porn crumpet?
(b) Mate, is that the porn crumpet from "Revenge of the Tentacles 3"?

by ssflss January 10, 2023

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Porn Star Snow Storm

When a porn star brushes their hair the day after a bukkake session!

Amber was shedding dried cum with her brush and the bathroom was covered in a Porn Star Snow Storm!

by FkinGeorge April 3, 2023

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Porn Scat

Making the music soundtrack of a porn movie just using your vocal skills.

Lenny was talking about moving a dryer for the hot neighbor. As he told the story, I laid down some porn scat to accompany it.

by Claymax2 April 24, 2023

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Crumble Porn

Aesthetic crumbling buildings. Usually pertaining to old houses that have been reclaimed by nature.

Apocolypsecore +haunted house core = crumble porn

by J Brams February 6, 2023

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diarreah porn

It's where you take eating ass to a whole other level. You eat peoples shit. Ex. 2 girls 1 cup

OMG. Cheryl gave me the best diarreah porn of my life! Wtf is wrong with me have I sinned past the point of return oh please god help I am dying on the bathroom floor my mom overdosed on Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears Andy dads left town all i have left is Cheryl's turds

by Cheryl's Boyfriend November 19, 2019

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