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Secretary special

A secretary special is preferably a vanilla latte with a drizzle of cum. Any coffee substitute will do however the cum is necessary.
“Hey babe, do you want a secretary special?”
“I went to get my boss their coffee… I gave them a secretary special.”
by Cumquatch January 18, 2022
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Special Finger Painter

A person who paints works of art with their own crap usually a swastika and or someone who is mentally deficeint
"dude who is the special finger painter who made his masterpiece in the stall?"
by PlanesWalker October 28, 2012
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Christmas Special

A man who is always dreamt about. The kind of guy you spend your entire life searching for. They are strong, sexy, smart, caring, successful, and kind. Wholeheartedly they are loving creatures that not only works hard for him but for all of those he loves. Think of a man who is your Christmas Special like a White Buffalo, a rare breed and a one in a lifetime find. If you do find your Christmas Special hold on to them and cherish them, as they will forever love you.
I was searching for a Christmas Special and I found him!
by MPinLove August 18, 2017
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Lexi Special

When a girl kisses you while giving you a painfully slow handjob. Mainly used by girls named Alexis, or Lexi, for short.
While on the bus to a basketball game, I saw Alexis give Mike a Lexi Special, so I made fun of her for it.
by SammyGDoubleE May 28, 2012
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The Pintarić special

He was home-schooled and still that didn't stop him from preforming the Pintarić special.
by Pancake 1233 March 19, 2025
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There is no description everything is in the headline, so just go and see that special person :)
by Yoooman69 January 13, 2022
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redwood special

The act of sexual intercourse with a woman on her period, after which the affronting male appendage is cleaned off via fellatio
Dude: "Yo, my girl was so hot and heavy for it last night that she gave me a redwood special."
Friend: "Way to go, bro!" ***vomits uncontrollably***
by WholesomeRoland May 21, 2013
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