Mud-Onion Salad Toss

The Mud-Onion Salad Toss is a sexual act in which both partners make, and then mix, their shit together. One will then hand wank the other to completion with as much shit-mix on their hands as possible.

"Sorry if you can smell runny onions, lads. I was on that Mud-Onion Salad hype last night and didn't get a thorough scrub in this morning."

"Ever since that Mud-Onion Salad Toss, my dick skin has been silken and smooth!"

by TinfoilTaz December 9, 2021

God’s Salad

Slang term for the eating of ass

See God’s Salad Dressing for full combo

What’s for dinner stepmom?
God’s Salad sweetie

by SpicyWeiner58 May 1, 2022

Three Bean Salad

A three bean salad is when a male goes down on three women at once. Not to be confused with a poutine pounder (which refers to the same but with the eating of anus) or the taco casserole (which involves a woman going down on three women at once).

I had the best time of my life last night. I had a three bean salad with my wife and her sisters.

by Mega Hemroids May 30, 2022

spit roast cobb salad toss

A sexual practice whereby two men service a woman at the same time, from different ends,while also each having a woman eating their assholes at the same time of the spit roast.

Faustie and Rob are lucky to have spit roast cobb salad toss’d dushku , jovovich and elizabeth last show

by RobJeremy June 6, 2022

doo wop salad

a really juicy doo wop portion of an otherwise non doo wop song

The doo wop salad in Reverse Mullet by Cojum Dip makes me unreasonably happy.

by Liability Luke July 2, 2022

Stir my salad

Stir my salad - invitation to do a handjob for a female

I was wondering if you would stir my salad tonight.

by Fenksikas October 27, 2022

Oompa Loompa Salad

A role given when anyone is an immeasurable violent threat to any society (physically or mentally) and immeasurable hater of Wonkanese. Should be avoided at all costs, if seen report to authorities to sacrifice.
Should not be used as a insult, this role is too derogatory to be used in that manner.

On behalf of North Korean Willy Wonka, the Wonkanese Federal Court hereby makes you an Oompa Loompa Salad. Your sacrificing will be at the last of the OLS sacrifice list.

by Wonkanese November 3, 2022