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Joe the Milk Man

He the a devil in the Coleious Davious religion. He may seem like a good guy on the outside, but on the inside, he will sell you 3% milk at a cheaper price then WalMart.

Why is he the devil? Coleious Davious said so.

3% milk is very unholy in the Coleious Davious religion. 2% is okay, 1% is good, while skim is the holiest, because it’s the most pure milk in existence.
“3% Milk is the best kind of Milk!!!!” - Joe

“Okay, Joe the Milk Man. It is very good milk, but I prefer skim milk.” - Willemus Van Duynious
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Milk Dealer

A gay man who sells his own semen, usually to be drunken.
Bro my Milk Dealer has some fire semen in stock right now.
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Milk Stick

I would ride Lebron’s milk stick all night long.
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Milk

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Milk

The stuff your father should have returned with.
Tyler: hey Jimmy, can I borrow some milk?
Jimmy: I don’t have any, my dad should have come back with it two years ago.
Tyler. Dang
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milk store

the place daddy had his final moments.
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Milk Winning

When you love milk so much that you beg for milk and then you get milk
“I wanted milk so i started begging for some and then i got some, I really am Milk Winning
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