Ninja Dick

When somebody as an above average or otherwise huge penis when erect but shrinks to near disappearance when flaccid, or in other words vanishes like a ninja.
Example: That mother fucker has a ninja dick.
Example 2: I got ninja dick. that shit maybe 1 or 2 inches long till I get a hard on but then that shit massive.
by Pickle Reeves May 04, 2023
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Ninja Dick

Ashley : Brady has a total ninja dick, it was so weird!
Amanda : Oh gross no way!!!
by TheGingeyy November 04, 2017
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Fruit ninja

by Bigbrrrr September 04, 2021
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hand ninja

a person skilled in the art of sexual-pleasure, usually Asian.
that Japanese girl gives great massages! she's one hell of a hand ninja
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Urban Ninja

In today's fashion design, many schools are deeply influenced by subcultures, and their designs and concepts are biased towards oriental design aesthetics. For example, the ancient oriental design aesthetic concept of harmony between man and nature, just in line with the new aesthetic vision of the information age, should be based on the requirements of the sustainable development goals of people, machines (products), nature, and society. Some of us love Japanese ninjas, but they cannot become ninjas because of their solidified ninja spirit. Urban Ninja is naturally born when everyone is making breakthroughs and innovations.
Beta says he dresses up like an Urban Ninja
by Bestr4y June 10, 2022
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what up ninja

A youtube channle made by a stoner for stoners
"Yo you see that new what up ninja video that stoner is crazyyy"
by Big daddy665 July 21, 2021
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Ninja munchies

When you smoke weed and don’t feel like you have the munchies, but if you start eating, you can’t stop. Having munchies from smoking weed without realizing it. Not feeling like you have the munchies from smoking pot, but you do. (AKA silent munchies, hidden munchies.)
I smoked some super boof and got the ninja munchies. I wasn’t very hungry, so I poured myself a small bowl of potato chips. Before I knew it, I had finished off a large pizza, the whole bag of chips, a quart of ice cream
by RespectMyAuthoritay August 05, 2023
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