A Sneeze Ninja is an elite, considerate human being who has mastered the quick-tissue-grab move to ensure a splatter free sneeze. To be dubbed a Sneeze Ninja one must prove that when they feel a sneeze coming on, they will get to their face first with a tissue so their hands stay clean and germ free, even if it's a window of less than .03 seconds.
You will never see a splatter from a considerate Sneeze Ninja, unless you yourself splatter: Sneeze Ninja will punish humans accordingly for the virus they have just inconsiderately spread.
You will never see a splatter from a considerate Sneeze Ninja, unless you yourself splatter: Sneeze Ninja will punish humans accordingly for the virus they have just inconsiderately spread.
Guy on train sneezes, making no attempt at a quick-tissue-grab, instead spraying his malicious germs into the public arena.
Sneeze Ninja side kicks him to the face with his glad-wrapped foot, and leaves filth spreader with a packet of Kleenex.
Sneeze Ninja side kicks him to the face with his glad-wrapped foot, and leaves filth spreader with a packet of Kleenex.
by The Original Sneeze Ninja May 23, 2013
Get the Sneeze Ninjamug. A handshake involving many complex movements, but no one ever sees it because, as mentioned in the title, it is considered to be ninja-like, therefore cannot be seen.
by mads1103 November 29, 2013
Get the ninja handshakemug. by Cohead14 September 23, 2023
Get the dynamite ninja worshipmug. Used to refer to hood/gang-affiliated black men that typically perform criminal acts & wander out in public in Pooh Shiesty/Ski-Masks (hence the term Ninja).
“I think we should be out. Three street ninjas just pulled up inna black Hellcat blasting Young Nudy.”
“Lets be out my nigga.”
“Lets be out my nigga.”
by HighNigga1337 June 15, 2024
Get the Street Ninjamug. The Awesomest game ever!
Everyone is standing in a circle with their hands together in the middle when ninjas unite. On the count of three everyone jumps back into a ninja pose. Starting with anyone in the circle, one person makes one fluent movent to attack at another player. The other player can can make one fluent movement to avoid getting hit by the other player. If they get hit on the elbow or down, that arm is out. If not, then it is still in. Once you get both hands out, you are out of the game. When one person goes, the turns go around in the circle either clockwise or counterclockwise. This game is so addicting!
Everyone is standing in a circle with their hands together in the middle when ninjas unite. On the count of three everyone jumps back into a ninja pose. Starting with anyone in the circle, one person makes one fluent movent to attack at another player. The other player can can make one fluent movement to avoid getting hit by the other player. If they get hit on the elbow or down, that arm is out. If not, then it is still in. Once you get both hands out, you are out of the game. When one person goes, the turns go around in the circle either clockwise or counterclockwise. This game is so addicting!
Person 1: Man! I can't believe I lost ninja! I always win!
Person 2: Not this time! The first time player won! Yay Me!
Person 2: Not this time! The first time player won! Yay Me!
by nedrag September 4, 2010
Get the ninjamug. 1. A stealthy, agile person who is usually very good with hand to hand combat and is good with marshal arts
2. A cry baby, epic calling, fortnite playing, entitle, cant make people floss, ligma having, overpaid, stupid, blue haird bitch boy, in other words, Richard Tyler Blevins.
2. A cry baby, epic calling, fortnite playing, entitle, cant make people floss, ligma having, overpaid, stupid, blue haird bitch boy, in other words, Richard Tyler Blevins.
by Donald Duck WHY August 1, 2020
Get the Ninjamug. a fun game played with a group of freinds. you dress up like ningas and atack with a red marker. you have diferent teams and when you kill someone its called a Ninja Kill. this game is also called ninja kill
by coolguynickawsome May 25, 2011
Get the Midnight Ninjamug.