emo bag

combination of emo and douche bag. some one who thinks there life sucks because they've pushed all their friends outta their life. Always complains about everything untill they are the center of attention and everyone takes pitty on them. A combination of the two worst ppl in your group of friends. A married guy that bitches cause all his friends are entering relationships

michael:god rickey is so emo today

albert: yeah plus he's been tivo'ing jersey shore

michael: really

albert: yeah what an emo bag

by Xr8ed November 12, 2011

Roblox Emos

Roblox emos are a style, they would usually wear black hair, have expired grey skin, wear y2k or a skeleton hoodie,
the faces they would wear is “ :-/ “ concerned, meanie, so funny, and i <3 new site. and are found in games such as,
mm2 and da hood. and have usernames such as Z0MBIE_BR4INED and dayanasr4ge
if they are rich they will wear extreme headphones, korblox, punk face and playful vampire.
they will have display names such as, kitten, and mommy.

*IN DA HOOD*
XxPrincessSparklexX (princess) : *just minding her business and being normal *
Z0MBIE_BR4INED(zak): *shots and stomps princess*
dayanasr4ge (day): LOL SHE THOUGHT SHE ATEE

zak: lol bozo 💀
princess: Umm Okay?
day: all you have to say?
princess: i’m not scared of you your just Roblox Emos! 😂
*day and zak left the server*

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here April 24, 2022

Emo bitch

an Emo bitch is anyone that refers to people that don't like/understand/care about emo music or the "scene" as f/14 or any other obscure EMO BITCH jargon that is "universally" know and understood, but is in actuallity obscure and unknown except by said EMO BITCH. see also: DOUCHE BAGS

cool dude: emo is music fags like to listen to in the dark while they cry and cut themselves.

Emo Bitch aka DOUCH BUNG HOLE: way to label people and things you don't know about, you F/14. I'm gonna go cry cause no one undersands me. Anyone have a knife?

SEE:irony you fucking idiot. labels are bad so you label people that label you right back? Here is a label: you are a fucking douche.

by Joe Blowski September 3, 2006

emo kid

ok, everyone is saying that being "emo" is being against all the trends, but thats impossible when Emo is a trend itself. I cannot go anywhere where I do not see an emo person. Its horrible! If being emo is about being an "individual" then y do u all look the same?? Sure, its ok 2 b depressed sometimes, but making it a lifestyle? Thats just wrong.....

emo kid: Hey. do u want to listen to some MCR, GC, FOB, and SOAD?
normal kid: WTF? are those diseases???
emo kid: no, they r bands...
normal kid: cant u just say the whole fucking name or does it make u feel depressed? fucking emo! go away and listen 2 some SUBLIME!

by SUBLIME5446 November 27, 2006

Emo Kid

Well First of all an Emo Kid is totally WAY smarter than you. They look at the world as nice but the inhabitants
as ridiculously stupid. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A CONSERVATIVE EMO They like what generally isn't trendy and listen to music such as taking back sunday , the used etc...

An emo kid doesn't talk much. May occasionally have an outbreak of rage (they are bottler uppers) around everyone but their friends.

by jkj -the most awesomest kid ever December 28, 2005

emo bands

arn't emo:
Fall out boy
My Chemical Romance
Funeral for a friend
P!atd
Silverstein
Simple Plan
or any band that's been on MTV.

Why not?
Emotional Hardcore is a part of the DIY (Do It Yourself) Punk, and the bands 'must' do the recording 'all by themselfs'. Even if they hadn't signed up with a big record company, they are not in the right genre anyway!

are emo:
Embrace
Chemical Vocation
1905
Raised by another
Die, emperor! Die!
Fugazi

Mall emokid meets emokid.

MEmo: Hi, heard the new FOB song?
Emo: fuck, stop listen to that shit, find some real emo.
MEmo: Kid, don't say you're listening to Simple Plan. Jesus..
Emo: dude, have you even heard of some emo bands?
MEmo: you bet i have. i listen to mtv all day long, and most thing they are playing is emo.
Emo: hahaha. get a life.

by majasvanberg March 11, 2008

emo boys

emo boys are mostly prepubescent adolescent cuntbags who grow their hair excessively long, straighten it, and swoosh it across their face. after the 3 hours that takes, they squeeze into their 3 y/o sister's pants and put on a very tight band shirt (i.e. hawthorne heights, taking back sunday, hawthorne heights.... and hawthorne heights). most usually put on eyeliner, which is a task since their hair is perfectly swooshed across their forehead. after preparing for their night, they go take pictures of themselves in front of a mirror, and then hold the camera in the air and barely glance at it. finally, a pic of themselves that subtly show off the scars on their puny arms, noticeably a cry for attention. they then post these pics online and write sucky poems about their ex g/f's and how life is a tragedy..... <exit an emo boy night>

ted: LMAO!!!! look at those faggots!!!
bill: No dude, those are emo boys.
ted: is there a difference?
bill: ......i dont know.

by Curtis eff July 31, 2006