your moms cock

the biggest/longest cock you'll ever see! if you think youre, after you see this you won't be. Trust me is fucking hot

dude your moms cock made me cum like 20 times in one minute! so satisfied ;-)

by The_Dank_Kid-69 February 17, 2018

ur mom lol

Great word to roast people with

Guy:1 atleast I have braincells unlike u lol
Guy:2 ur mom lol
Random people: OH CRAAAAAAAAAAAAP THAT ROASSSSSSSSSSSST

by JuulKing March 8, 2018

Your Mom Ali-A

The Best Comeback

Friend: Ur Mum Gae Lmao

You : Your Mom Ali-A

Friend: I Am Dead!

by I Am Derpy Duck June 6, 2018

Ur mom a virgin

Worse than ur mom gay, ur daddy lesbian, ur grandma a tranny, ur grandpap a trap, combined. if this is said to you you just fucking die end of story this is the worst insult you could ever say

Reese: ur mom gay

Peyton: ur mom a virgin

Reese: fucking explodes and dies from embarrassment

by Fukin trashcan May 13, 2018

Johnny's Mom

A large size female who is ugly and discusting looking and only loves BIG BLACK PRISON SHLONGS!

If your African American then Johnny's Mom is looking for you!

by 702Karma666 July 30, 2020

Doing Your Mom

When your friend FUCKS your Mom
When your friend Has sex with your Mom

D D Doing Your Mom

by BUDDYTHECAT March 10, 2022

Doin' Your Mom!

A hilarious internet song made by Ray William Johnson and Fatty Spins.

Yeah I was doin' your mom! yes yours, first saw at the Wal-Mart pickin' out your drawers. Big Dolly Parton hair like an '80's prom queen, but her ass was lookin' all up in those mom jeans. So I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby! Wassup?" she had two gallons of milk and I was starin' at her jugs. 5 minutes later she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity-giggity-giggity!

by I'm doin' your mom! January 19, 2010