tumblr emo

Emos that are on Tumblr as if it is their religion. They probably like Twenty One Pilots, Dan And Phil, Halsey, Panic! At The Disco, and Melanie Martinez. Or maybe they like Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, and CrankThatFrank. Or, like me, all of that. Probably in the LGBTQ+ community, although some are straight. Some of them identify as emo, and others they don't but we all know they're emo fucks.

John: Oh, you see that girl with the blue hair and Panic! At The Disco shirt?
Molly: That's my best friend Jamie. God, she's such a tumblr emo.
John: She's cute, ngl.
Molly: Nice try with her. She's gay.

(i'm not good at coming up with names)

by TheInterwebIsHere June 22, 2018

Emo Turtle

A shy person who comes out of his/her shell if prompted to. Often a person who is shy when meeting new people and then comfortable with that person after a certain amount of time spent with them.

Person 1 : Hey, that guy must be a real emo.

Person 2 : Yeah but he's an emo turtle. He'll get up when you crack a nice joke.

by StormyDreamCloud March 26, 2010

emo kid

ok, everyone is saying that being "emo" is being against all the trends, but thats impossible when Emo is a trend itself. I cannot go anywhere where I do not see an emo person. Its horrible! If being emo is about being an "individual" then y do u all look the same?? Sure, its ok 2 b depressed sometimes, but making it a lifestyle? Thats just wrong.....

emo kid: Hey. do u want to listen to some MCR, GC, FOB, and SOAD?
normal kid: WTF? are those diseases???
emo kid: no, they r bands...
normal kid: cant u just say the whole fucking name or does it make u feel depressed? fucking emo! go away and listen 2 some SUBLIME!

by SUBLIME5446 November 27, 2006

Emo bitch

an Emo bitch is anyone that refers to people that don't like/understand/care about emo music or the "scene" as f/14 or any other obscure EMO BITCH jargon that is "universally" know and understood, but is in actuallity obscure and unknown except by said EMO BITCH. see also: DOUCHE BAGS

cool dude: emo is music fags like to listen to in the dark while they cry and cut themselves.

Emo Bitch aka DOUCH BUNG HOLE: way to label people and things you don't know about, you F/14. I'm gonna go cry cause no one undersands me. Anyone have a knife?

SEE:irony you fucking idiot. labels are bad so you label people that label you right back? Here is a label: you are a fucking douche.

by Joe Blowski September 3, 2006

Emo Kid

Well First of all an Emo Kid is totally WAY smarter than you. They look at the world as nice but the inhabitants
as ridiculously stupid. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A CONSERVATIVE EMO They like what generally isn't trendy and listen to music such as taking back sunday , the used etc...

An emo kid doesn't talk much. May occasionally have an outbreak of rage (they are bottler uppers) around everyone but their friends.

by jkj -the most awesomest kid ever December 28, 2005

emo bands

arn't emo:
Fall out boy
My Chemical Romance
Funeral for a friend
P!atd
Silverstein
Simple Plan
or any band that's been on MTV.

Why not?
Emotional Hardcore is a part of the DIY (Do It Yourself) Punk, and the bands 'must' do the recording 'all by themselfs'. Even if they hadn't signed up with a big record company, they are not in the right genre anyway!

are emo:
Embrace
Chemical Vocation
1905
Raised by another
Die, emperor! Die!
Fugazi

Mall emokid meets emokid.

MEmo: Hi, heard the new FOB song?
Emo: fuck, stop listen to that shit, find some real emo.
MEmo: Kid, don't say you're listening to Simple Plan. Jesus..
Emo: dude, have you even heard of some emo bands?
MEmo: you bet i have. i listen to mtv all day long, and most thing they are playing is emo.
Emo: hahaha. get a life.

by majasvanberg March 11, 2008

emo boys

emo boys are mostly prepubescent adolescent cuntbags who grow their hair excessively long, straighten it, and swoosh it across their face. after the 3 hours that takes, they squeeze into their 3 y/o sister's pants and put on a very tight band shirt (i.e. hawthorne heights, taking back sunday, hawthorne heights.... and hawthorne heights). most usually put on eyeliner, which is a task since their hair is perfectly swooshed across their forehead. after preparing for their night, they go take pictures of themselves in front of a mirror, and then hold the camera in the air and barely glance at it. finally, a pic of themselves that subtly show off the scars on their puny arms, noticeably a cry for attention. they then post these pics online and write sucky poems about their ex g/f's and how life is a tragedy..... <exit an emo boy night>

ted: LMAO!!!! look at those faggots!!!
bill: No dude, those are emo boys.
ted: is there a difference?
bill: ......i dont know.

by Curtis eff July 31, 2006