dip for diesel

Dipping your finger into a shitty arse to see how dirty it is or into a menstruating vagina to see how heavy the flow is.

I had to give her a dip for diesel to see if she was good to go.

by Gingeroot87 August 26, 2017

chocolate dip

When you fill up the toilet with so much shit that your dick gets a little dirty. That's what we call a chocolate dip.

Man I just had so much diarrhea that I got a chocolate dip.

by ratdad209 February 4, 2023

Chocolate Dip

An extremely kinky sexual act, in which fecal matter is wiped all over the chin and up over the lip, creating a goatee of shit.

Asshole 2: Damn dude, I was so hammered last night I gave this total babe a fuckin Chocolate Dip.
Asshole 1: Oh, thats cool I guess. Hey, you got a razor? I feel like a grew a fuckin goatee over night.
Asshole 2: Oh fuck.

by Billy Buttcrack July 29, 2011

Oh dip!

When stuff goes super bad

Person 1: we crashed the car into a ditch

Person 2: OH DIP!

by Yoloswag59 April 21, 2022

Fudge Dipped

When someone dips your head in all the poop in the bottom of an outhouse, making you look like a fudge dipped ice cream cone.

I fudge dipped Johnny's brother since he call my girlfriend a fat bitch

by chives66441 April 29, 2023

shrimp dipping

When you fishin for crawdads with your dick, making sure that you only dip the tip in

Man, I went shrimp dipping last night and caught 5 pounds of crawdads!

by HammyHandle March 30, 2016

Elbow Beef Dip

When you throw up on a woman’s vagina, then spit on your elbow and slap it. Then proceed to aggressively rub her vagina with your elbow.

I would totally elbow beef dip *******

by parress December 9, 2020