NINJA

NINJA - No Income No Job or Assets

I went $300k in debt to get a doctorate in linguistic gender acrobatics and now I'm NINJA.

by Thrashing Flounder December 23, 2021

NINJA

An enpowered woman. A woman who has overcome obstacles. A woman who is always there to support her friends. Defend them to the end.

My best friend is a true Ninja.
She is an amazing ninja.

by wigglesmomma March 12, 2010

Ninja

Someone who breaks into houses in the ghetto.

Darn, who robbed ya'll? A ninja!

by ThePhonies May 8, 2010

Ninja

A stupid Fortnite Streamer Virgin who thinks hes better than you.

(1) Me: Yo what's up man?
Him: I'm upset bro.
Me: Why?
Him: I heard Ninja has more subs on YouTube than Tfue.
Me: Aw shit man, that sucks.
Him: I know right?

(2)Me: Yo I'm pissed dawg!
Him: Me too bro.
Me: Its cuz fuckin Ninja has more dubs than Tfue.
Him: Yeah, I gotta go now though.

(3)Me: Hey honey. Where are my Mouse and Keyboard?
Her: On the desk.
Me: Ok. I'm gonna streamsnipe a Virgin named Ninja on Fortnite

by Destroyer902 February 4, 2019

Depressed fruit ninja

A comedic term for some goth bitch slicing her arm with a razor blade. Pro players for this game don't exist as the all die from blood loss.

Maybe I can increase my depressed fruit ninja score if I cut one of my arteries for a x2 point bonus

by Gilliams June 6, 2022

Ninja Creeper

When a Creeper comes up behind you and explodes you, and you meet your demise. Unexpectedly, of course.

Person: *playing Minecraft Hardcore when a Creeper explodes behind them (in this case a Ninja Creeper* OH MY GOD 2 YEARS JUST FOR THIS TO HAPPEN YOU GOTTA BE JOKI-

by - Spoof - December 5, 2021

Ninja

An Australian word used to write down a list of things, and then have another person decide on which thing the person should do, The term comes from the Name Picker Ninja website. Phrase was coined by Biamca Smith in March of 2020

Anthony: Damn mate why is taking so long for Desiree to ninja
Beatrice: I don't know, she had a really long list

by AussieVictoria December 9, 2020