Egg

A Skinny, White, Bald Cunt Named Hugh

Damo: Look at that egg

Nikesh: He looks like Hugh

by Eye Yam Loli September 8, 2020

Egg

Edible Chicken Shit

I recently consumed an egg for my personal morning meal

by George Klingshirn May 9, 2020

Egg

The cries of baby chicks, screaming for life again, wanting but never receiving. Doomed to eternal suffering.. Until the end of their painful existence when they are eaten by snobby humans. They will never be fre

”I REALLY want an egg, I will FUCKING KILL for an egg right about now”

by Penguin Giraffe December 4, 2020

toilet egg

When someone doesn't flush after peeing, and it has time to settle into an egg-shaped "yolk". If disturbed, it emits a terrible odor.

Guy 1: James was over, and he left a toilet egg in the bathroom...
Guy 2: Gross.

by smellyeggs September 16, 2016

Egg Girl

A girl who's name starts with A, who also puked in class because she ate a dozen eggs for breakfast.

Egg Girl ate a dozen eggs for breakfast and puked in class.

by wearethicc June 9, 2018

Pickling Eggs

When you spread your cheeks, and someone puts their balls on your ass, and you close them and fart.

someone: ur pickling my eggs so good right now
someone else: i love pickling eggs

by EggPickler469 January 6, 2024

Bearded egg

A guy's unshaved, bearded face.

Go shave your bearded egg now you espère d'inculte

by Sexydimma June 16, 2021