A taboo arrangement between two or more men, designed with the intention to provide cooling relief during sweltering weather.
The procedure involves one person providing another with a chilled 5 litre (or higher volume) goon bag of standard "classic" white wine.
The recipient discards the outer cardboard box and proceeds to hold the chilled bladder to their testicles, gooch and vas deferens area for approx 8 to 10 minutes, in an attempt to cool their pipework.
Once sufficiently cooled the recipient commences to shower what is expected to be a cold stream of urine over the other party, rapidly reducing their core body temperature.
It must be noted that no monetary payment is required for a Cool Tony as it is intended and understood that the goon bag of chilled "classic" white is in itself payment for the deed.
The procedure involves one person providing another with a chilled 5 litre (or higher volume) goon bag of standard "classic" white wine.
The recipient discards the outer cardboard box and proceeds to hold the chilled bladder to their testicles, gooch and vas deferens area for approx 8 to 10 minutes, in an attempt to cool their pipework.
Once sufficiently cooled the recipient commences to shower what is expected to be a cold stream of urine over the other party, rapidly reducing their core body temperature.
It must be noted that no monetary payment is required for a Cool Tony as it is intended and understood that the goon bag of chilled "classic" white is in itself payment for the deed.
by Broke Aristocrat January 3, 2025
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I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.
I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.
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This phrase generally is another way of saying ok or cool but it’s also to keep a convocation dryer than Cape Town interesting
This phrase generally is another way of saying ok or cool but it’s also to keep a convocation dryer than Cape Town interesting
Friend: is it ok if I bring a friend to the dinner?
A.Mulder: Cool Bananas 🍌
Or
A.Mulder: tell me the time of the game so I can watch
Friend: I will
A.Mulder: cool bananas 🍌
A.Mulder: Cool Bananas 🍌
Or
A.Mulder: tell me the time of the game so I can watch
Friend: I will
A.Mulder: cool bananas 🍌
by A.Mulder May 12, 2018
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Autistic 13 year old croatian retard who is less autistic then the autistic kid in his class, likes to make memes, show nudes, talk to hebroninininininininininians and to a retard called Martin. Says that even when he's 30 he'll call himself Cool Kid, says "If i had a sister i'd sell her"!
Derby:"Where is Cool Kid"
Martin:"Idk he's no contacting me"
Marty:"DUH HELLO ah rude man"
Absinthe:"LELE FAM RUDE MAN"
8th grade chick with big boobs:"PLEASE WRITE ON MY BOOBS"
Martin:"Idk he's no contacting me"
Marty:"DUH HELLO ah rude man"
Absinthe:"LELE FAM RUDE MAN"
8th grade chick with big boobs:"PLEASE WRITE ON MY BOOBS"
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