Ur mom

Ur mom is what I did last night and I did her pretty hard. She was kinda tight and she got the party started."ooooooo aaahhhh ooooooo ahhhhhh mmmmmmm"

Person 1:what are you doing tonight?
Person 2:hopefully ur mom!!!!
Random guy around that u dont know: oooooooooooh!!!!!

by Thebosssssssislittt March 24, 2017

Ur brother a mother

Worse than your granny tranny

Hey I heard your granny is a granny. No but ur brother a mother

by BigBoyDoinks March 15, 2018

ur mom

the baddest bitch in the world. best pussy ever

damn i’m tryna fuck ur mom

by rubric November 7, 2022

Ur brother a grocer

A phrase more dangerous than ur sister a mister, use this sentence only at your own risk.

Jonh: Ur granny tranny
Robert:Ur sister a mister
Jonh: Ur brother a grocer
Robert: dies

by personainutile_ March 17, 2018

ur busy?

(n) An 'ur busy' is a friend with benefits, whom you can call at any time and ask to 'hook up', starting with 'ur busy?', hence, an 'ur busy'.

- Hey, baby! Ur busy?

- I called my 'ur busy' last night.
- And?
- I went to her place and we did it. It's nice to have an 'ur busy' these days...

by eyesonly October 15, 2005

ur mom

has phat tiddies and loves my young tight cumt

“yah bro i fuck ur mom daily”

by stupidslut420 March 8, 2022

Ur mom

A goddess that will absorb any males soul and make them cum in .2 seconds

Imagine if ur mom gave me the slurp durp 4000

by Hejahqj August 17, 2020