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Ninja Nut

When your in your class and one of your female classmates gets up, with an ass so nice you want to jack off in class.
"Bro, did you see Mary today ? That ass is hot !"
"I know dude. I ninja nutted behind my desk so that no one sees me."
by JohnnyGkFuccBoi August 30, 2018
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ninja you froze

when a ninja freeze on the facetime
NINJA YOU FROZE!”
by rexburkheadsquestionableheadas September 16, 2018
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Ninja

Kid: Mom im playing with Ninja
Ninja: (* laughs* )
by elcúbicocubícocubicó September 22, 2018
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Ninja

A chinese man who has a black ancestor
by zach zenus anus September 27, 2018
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Ninja turtled

When a person get siblings to fight someone
Guy 1: yo josh got jumped yesterday
Guy 2: yeah heard he got ninja turtled
by Generally-Sheev September 27, 2018
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Ninja

A homosexual that wears a Blue headband, and sells out on the popular streaming service, Twitch.
Hey did you watch Ninja play today?
No, I was too busy master bating to pictures of my smokin hot science teacher.
Want to go smoke some dope?
Yea sure
by NinjaLovesBoys September 29, 2018
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Ninja

1. A wicked guy with a mask and is secretly professional with some shurikens.

2. Some overrated Fortnite player who ended up being professional at video games...
1. Kim Jesse is a ninja at martial arts.

2. Ninja used to be my favorite YouTuber...
by Aedyn September 30, 2018
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