Faggot Pussy

Another term for the human asshole based on the theory that a gay man would take a female anus over a vagina. This therefore makes all assholes technically "Faggot Pussys".

Zach: Hey, wanna go to Outlaws and pick up some dudes?

Chad: Yeah, bro. I could totally use some faggot pussy.

by getwaste420 August 21, 2009

pussy wattle

when you've been so sexually active the skin around the snatch has become loose, much like a turkey's neck.

Dear lord, someone must have stuck an eggbeater in that thing...that pussy wattle is ginormous. gobble gobble.

by _evan December 7, 2006

pussy driven

Doing just about anything to get some pussy.

Joe was so pussy driven, he ran 8 miles to get some.

by Jake Herman August 8, 2007

Pussy Whooped

To let women walk all over you because you do not have the spine to stick up for yourself.

Alex Pavlovsky is a pussy whooped fool.

by Zithel September 2, 2013

Pussy parlour

a brothel in the USA. Especially in Navada and E.Texas.

My girlfriend told me that she knew of several brothels around her way. The locals call them Pussy parlours.

by Mammon August 1, 2006

Pussy Deprived

When a man does not have sexual intercourse for more than 10 years. When he ejaculates with his hand in his dark room he feels a cold, dark, sad feeling inside because he realizes that he probably will never get laid ever again.

Little Jimmy didn't have sex for 19 years and he's always depressed because he's pussy deprived.

by qwertgfdsazxcvb123123 October 3, 2010

Pussy Pearl

a kidney stone that has been ejaculated into a vagina and kept there.

John: "Hey Chad, what did you do last night"
Chad: "I met up with this girl and left her a little pussy pearl."
John: "Shit, you had a kidney stone?"
Chad: "Yeah, right? Who knew."

by ShAfT_bLaStEr October 8, 2019