goatee sexual

A person who is sexually or romanticlly attracted to men who have goatees.

"I am a goatee sexual, I only like men who have goatees"

by Michael Mays March 17, 2024

non spontaneous sexual

A person who does not have spontaneous sex with their partner but instead prefers to plan any sex on certain days of the week.

A person who has an extensive list of can and cannot on how sex will go down before you go down provided that is on the ‘can’ list.

“Did you hear that Montana is non spontaneous sexual?”

“She doesn’t get down with spontaneous sex and is a bit like going to a club or bar has a shit load of conditions prior to entry”

by Deefa23 March 19, 2024

Sexual investment

When the opportunity arises to buy a girl a drink(s), hoping you might get in her knickers,

Andy: Hey Dave, how did your date with Jay go the other night?
Dave: Duuuuude, she ordered lobster thermidore, cost fuck loads, and the bitch never put out! Crap night mate. Bang went my sexual investment!!!

by Andy_Bee_1 March 19, 2024

hop sexual

hop sexual, someone only attracted to a person whom identifies as it/its

juniper is hop sexual

by defubeneesss March 23, 2024

Subaru-sexual

A Male dude that likes Subaru Vehicles and women that like Subaru

Person 1 (A man of course) : Yo I'm subaru-sexual and I watch initial D
Person 2 (a woman of course) : *Drops her panties immediately *

by J4CKI CHAN IS DA ONE March 24, 2024

Pre-sexual

Somebody, who has yet to confirm their sexuality in any meaningful way.

A: "I'd rather not call myself asexual... bit young to be saying that."
B: "Then call yourself pre-sexual!"

by Kecske_Gamer March 25, 2024

Bat Sexual

Bat sexuality is a sexuality towards bats (as of Bat man, Bat girl and the inbetween)

She came out as bat sexual

by Soufer June 10, 2022